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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Wild elastic band chapel
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Bossy Laughsome Cruise Ship Degenerate
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Honey-headed Rehab
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
stimulating nursing home
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
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not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
exciting pink station
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
exciting pink station
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Wild elastic band chapel
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
exciting pink station
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
exciting pink station
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
house-broken locus
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Floppy dopamine
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Wild elastic band chapel
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Bright corner round eye
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Wild elastic band chapel
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Emerald double fault
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
violent vermilion alpha
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
translucent tantric milk
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you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Wild elastic band chapel
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
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Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
violent vermilion alpha
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
exciting pink station
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Wild elastic band chapel
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Wild elastic band chapel
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you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
exciting pink station
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You're done here
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(idiot)
exciting pink station
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Wild elastic band chapel
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
flushed church building crotch
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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exciting pink station
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ahhh makes sense
flushed church building crotch
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
topaz aggressive center patrolman
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
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Shitlawyer union won't let them
violent vermilion alpha
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
exciting pink station
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Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Haunting heady national love of her life
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"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
exciting pink station
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I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah I mean every bit helps
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*legit retard*
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That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
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yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
exciting pink station
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LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Haunting heady national love of her life
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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cr what a clown lol
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right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
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am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
exciting pink station
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LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Haunting heady national love of her life
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? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
exciting pink station
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i thought you had a ph.d
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same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
exciting pink station
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you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
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LOL
exciting pink station
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(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Haunting heady national love of her life
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Haunting heady national love of her life
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The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
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According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
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Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: vigorous onyx field kitty cat

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed doctorate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Bossy Laughsome Cruise Ship Degenerate

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Rehab

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Canary Aphrodisiac Native Background Story

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: exciting pink station

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: exciting pink station

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: exciting pink station

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Motley glassy range mad cow disease

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: exciting pink station

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: house-broken locus

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Floppy dopamine

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bright corner round eye

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: fighting fluffy crackhouse faggot firefighter

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: jade cuckold institution

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: histrionic copper chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: vibrant maniacal meetinghouse gaping

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: titillating orange marketing idea gas station

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: white voyeur abode

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: electric kitty friendly grandma

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Mind-boggling Shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: chestnut racy forum national security agency

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: self-centered area

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: sexy boiling water affirmative action

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: translucent tantric milk

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: boyish awkward hairy legs son of senegal

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Emerald double fault

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: violent vermilion alpha

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: translucent tantric milk

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: translucent tantric milk

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: violent vermilion alpha

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: exciting pink station

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: translucent tantric milk

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: exciting pink station

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Comical set

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: exciting pink station

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: flushed church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: topaz aggressive center patrolman

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: flushed church building crotch

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Floppy dopamine

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: exciting pink station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: flushed church building crotch

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: flickering jet-lagged heaven

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: topaz aggressive center patrolman

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: exciting pink station

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: exciting pink station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bipolar cyan office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Blathering soul-stirring library

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: violent vermilion alpha

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: frozen bawdyhouse

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: flushed church building crotch

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: frozen bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Blathering soul-stirring library

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: topaz aggressive center patrolman

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Parlour

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: abusive crimson hissy fit spot

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible impressive lay

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: 180 frisky toaster weed whacker

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Doobsian Property

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: exciting pink station

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: exciting pink station

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Blathering soul-stirring library

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: exciting pink station

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Henna church

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: flushed church building crotch

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: exciting pink station

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: exciting pink station

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: exciting pink station

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: exciting pink station

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: exciting pink station

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: exciting pink station

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Rebellious Psychic Pisswyrm

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: exciting pink station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Filthy fortuitous meteor nibblets

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Emerald double fault

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: adventurous space

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: marvelous house goal in life

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Haunting heady national love of her life

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: abusive crimson hissy fit spot

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: topaz aggressive center patrolman

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: medicated obsidian mother sanctuary

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: contagious pit

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Brunch Skinny Woman

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Mint bbw

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: effete university genital piercing

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Bearded crawly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: coiffed associate home

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Green lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Bearded crawly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Thirsty big immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Transparent useless brakes ticket booth

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Transparent useless brakes ticket booth

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz garrison athletic conference

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: primrose theater

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz garrison athletic conference

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Cream Thriller Boistinker Cuckoldry

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Cream Thriller Boistinker Cuckoldry

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz garrison athletic conference

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: misanthropic appetizing main people stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: razzle regret pistol

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz garrison athletic conference

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: coiffed associate home

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: chestnut racy forum national security agency

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: cerebral knife

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Crystalline Kitchen Black Woman

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Snowy philosopher-king hospital

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bipolar cyan office



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant Location

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Vivacious sapphire ladyboy famous landscape painting

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: contagious pit

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: rose corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: sadistic stead partner



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: gay cracking hell mental disorder

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: contagious pit

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Pontificating Amber Dilemma

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: irradiated really tough guy

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: 180 frisky toaster weed whacker

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: arousing principal's office

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: dashing antidepressant drug

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Claret Razzle-dazzle Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: 180 frisky toaster weed whacker

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: fear-inspiring azn trailer park

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Brethren Stag Film



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Wild elastic band chapel



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Author: jade cuckold institution



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: stirring theater stage idiot

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Balding new version old irish cottage

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219500)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: jade cuckold institution

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30464144)



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