Date: May 7th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men
**Tall Men**
*(Parody of "Angels" by Robbie Williams)*
I sit and wait, does a tall man contemplate?
While short guys try, they just don’t catch my eye.
Through city streets, I’m dreaming of their reach,
Those lofty heights, they make my heart ignite.
And through it all, they stand so proud and strong,
Their shadows fall, where shorter men go wrong.
I’m swept away, by their commanding grace,
In every way, they own this heart’s embrace.
**Chorus:**
And I’m loving tall men instead,
When I’m feeling low, they lift my head.
With their stride so grand, they take my hand,
I’m loving tall men instead.
When life’s too much, and I’m feeling kinda stuck,
A tall man’s touch, it gives me such a rush.
They tower high, like heroes in my dreams,
While short guys try, they’re never what they seem.
And through the crowd, they rise above the rest,
Their heads held proud, they’re simply just the best.
No need to doubt, they’re all I’ll ever need,
My heart’s devout, to tall men I’ll proceed.
**Chorus:**
And I’m loving tall men instead,
When I’m feeling low, they lift my head.
With their stride so grand, they take my hand,
I’m loving tall men instead.
**Bridge:**
When I’m lost in the fray, they clear the way,
Their height’s my guiding star.
No short guy’s charm, could ever keep me warm,
Tall men are where my heart lies.
**Chorus:**
And I’m loving tall men instead,
When I’m feeling low, they lift my head.
With their stride so grand, they take my hand,
I’m loving tall men instead.
**Outro:**
So I’ll keep on dreaming, of their towering frame,
Forever I’m scheming, to call out their name.
‘Cause I’m loving tall men instead,
Yeah, I’m loving tall men… instead.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721456&forum_id=2:#48910445)