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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
exciting market partner
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Obsidian brunch people who are hurt
  05/27/25
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exciting market partner
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
anal meetinghouse
  05/27/25
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exciting market partner
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
fragrant tan theater stage
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Stirring tanning salon weed whacker
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Histrionic Slate Cruise Ship
  05/27/25
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insanely creepy heady university cumskin
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
nubile home cuck
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
exciting market partner
  05/28/25
jfc
supple lavender boltzmann
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Chartreuse cruel-hearted milk
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: exciting market partner

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Obsidian brunch people who are hurt

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: exciting market partner



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: anal meetinghouse

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: exciting market partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: fragrant tan theater stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Stirring tanning salon weed whacker

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Slate Cruise Ship

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy heady university cumskin



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: nubile home cuck

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: exciting market partner

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: supple lavender boltzmann

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse cruel-hearted milk

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)