Date: May 31st, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: Evan39 (found a VHS of a real game once. it screamed)
Of course it’s rigged.
You think Chad really scored 42 in the championship on a torn MCL while his dead dad's ashes were taped to his ankle?
You think the ref actually tripped mid-play and “accidentally” called it back?
You think Boom died at Safeway over milk?
Sport is the ritual.
Life is the fix.
And the trophy is a QR code to download your own applause.
This is fine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731852&forum_id=2:#48976963)