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See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Can you believe this moniker wasn't taken?
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
do you pronounce it "real" (i.e. american) or RE-A...
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  08/26/25
Faggot way of course
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
OI OI OI OI VAMANOUS RE-AALLL MARID! MUY FUTBOL! MUY BUENO!
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  08/26/25
I don't actually watch any soccer. I refuse to watch things ...
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
one of my asian friends is coming over friday night to go hu...
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  08/26/25
my Indian friend's whole family growing up were cricket nuts...
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
idgi. honestly sports is a little gay. a like it for the soc...
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  08/26/25
I think it's gay once you get into fantasy and gambling. If ...
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
i think it's gay to get to far into any external activity. i...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Why are you continuing to text my kids
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
why don't you take your best guess and I'll tell you if you&...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Trying to convince Gary to take them away from me and move i...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
why the fuck would i text your children to convince gary of ...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Dude!
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
Damn daddy
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
I’m drunk too. Favorite whiskey? Favorite beer?
My little restricted guy
  08/26/25
if you're not already aware; i am the bort's foremost whiske...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
He asked if Billy and Timmy are brothers lmao
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
I just asked my 7 yo if he remembered my friend Billy buttfu...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
"remember that guy who grabbed daddy's ass at the zoo o...
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  08/26/25
My qualification here is decades of alcoholism whiskey (r...
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
WHAT VINTAGES!?!?!?!?!? EH TAYLOR WAS ROTGUT WHISKEY UNTIL I...
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  08/26/25
I just like it. I'm a simple man. I don't drink anyway anymo...
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
there is not "it", your favorite whiskey doesn't e...
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  08/26/25
I disagree.
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
ok poast your favorite eh taylor vintage
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  08/26/25
no I have the right to be wrong
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
my favorite hemmingway era is his short stories from the 165...
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  08/26/25
right on see how I don't get bent out of shape?
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
*hemingway
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
fuck you
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  08/26/25
https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1960258450090492014?s=46...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
Hey man. My older son (10) told his friend at school today t...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
i could blind you, your gook kids, and all their gook classm...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Ching Chong!
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
rate me as a designer fragrance
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/26/25
Bottle of Guess coglone I bought in 1992 during a flirtation...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
not flame i have purchased GALLONS of nautica cologne during...
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  08/26/25
Let’s start a menswear brand called Billy Buttfucker
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
let's start a menswear brand called "two men having gay...
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  08/26/25
Titfucker*
My little restricted guy
  08/26/25
why are you such a passive aggressive brown-skinned faggot? ...
"""'"'"""''
  08/26/25
🚨 WARNING: this is a WLMAS account 🚨
lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger
  08/26/25
🚨 this is this individual: https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/s...
"""'"'"""''
  08/26/25
Lmfao
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
(Zzz meat rider)
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
i don't think i'm *passive* aggressive at all
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  08/26/25
you also don't think you're brown (you are)
"""'"'"""''
  08/26/25
when will you be sending more turkey videos?
caitlin clark
  08/26/25
turkeys don't hatch until thanksgiving everyone knows this
Real Madrid
  08/26/25
not flame i went out with my dentist for drinks tonight and ...
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  08/26/25
https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1955079279953526890?s=46...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
it's alarming you have gary and i's onlyfan vids at the read...
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  08/26/25
https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1958699084786663568?s=46...
give it up for Sexual Chocolate!
  08/26/25
idgi. this all seems so performative. how would these people...
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  08/26/25


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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214753)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

Can you believe this moniker wasn't taken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214761)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

do you pronounce it "real" (i.e. american) or RE-AAAL (i.e. faggot)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214805)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

Faggot way of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214865)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

OI OI OI OI VAMANOUS RE-AALLL MARID! MUY FUTBOL! MUY BUENO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214870)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

I don't actually watch any soccer. I refuse to watch things that our outside of my time zone. For example, I'm up late a lot so I end up watching a lot of west coast hockey games. I don't necessarily *want* to watch the Seattle Kraken take on the Calgary Flames, but it happens to be on when *I* am ready to watch sports. Soccer is cool but it's on at like 6am on weekends or noon on wednesdays give me a break. I will not break, I will not bend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214895)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

one of my asian friends is coming over friday night to go hunting the next morning. he's obsessive about cricket. he has talked to me so much about cricket but to this day all i know about it is you hit a ball with a spanking paddle and brits/dots go wild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214903)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

my Indian friend's whole family growing up were cricket nuts. They weren't pushy about it but they would get very animated if it came up. All I know is that a home run is 6 points that's about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214916)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

idgi. honestly sports is a little gay. a like it for the social cohesion component and the physical competition component but if you're watching dots whack wooden balls for like 50 hours a week you've lost the plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215051)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

I think it's gay once you get into fantasy and gambling. If someone tries to talk to me about fantasy and gambling I assume they're a huge faggot. But just following your favorite team through the season is incredibly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215083)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

i think it's gay to get to far into any external activity. i.e. watching other people do something.

the spectacle of SPORT and other things like SCHOLARSHIP is great but if starts becoming a major part of your life you're likely living vicariously through others. SPORTSNUT is the ultimate surrogate activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215153)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Why are you continuing to text my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214830)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

why don't you take your best guess and I'll tell you if you’re right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214841)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Trying to convince Gary to take them away from me and move in w you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214857)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

why the fuck would i text your children to convince gary of something? jfc this is why you're stuck in employment service of counsel boutique midlaw hellrealm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214858)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Dude!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214863)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

Damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214869)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: My little restricted guy

I’m drunk too. Favorite whiskey? Favorite beer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214846)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

if you're not already aware; i am the bort's foremost whiskey MFE and up there on beer too. so i'll give you two rating for each level of prestige.

whiskey (rare): william laurue weller

whiskey (normal): four roses small batch select

beer (rare): cantillon iris

beer (normal): yuengling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214855)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

He asked if Billy and Timmy are brothers lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214867)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

I just asked my 7 yo if he remembered my friend Billy buttfucker and he said “no. You talk about him all the time but he’s not a real person!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214876)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

"remember that guy who grabbed daddy's ass at the zoo out west? that's billy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214882)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

My qualification here is decades of alcoholism

whiskey (rare): some of the EH Taylor vintages

whiskey (normal): Evan Williams single barrel

beer (rare): Old Speckled Hen, Chimay cinq cents

beer (normal): Guinness draught, Shiner Bock, Yuengling, 1664



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214884)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

WHAT VINTAGES!?!?!?!?!? EH TAYLOR WAS ROTGUT WHISKEY UNTIL IT WAS BOUGHT AND REBRANDED BY SAZERAC UNDER BUFFALO TRACE! THERE ARE *NO* VINTAGES!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214887)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

I just like it. I'm a simple man. I don't drink anyway anymore.

I bet I could 'defeat' you in any blind taste testing though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214890)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

there is not "it", your favorite whiskey doesn't exist! eh taylor has never released a vintage! i have a cured oak and seasoned wood on my shelf right now! i am going to drink some!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214897)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

I disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214901)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

ok poast your favorite eh taylor vintage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214904)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

no I have the right to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214919)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

my favorite hemmingway era is his short stories from the 1650s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215016)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

right on

see how I don't get bent out of shape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215075)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

*hemingway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215105)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215110)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1960258450090492014?s=46&t=4GEuOGRYLuCz2gcopIkx_w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215148)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Hey man. My older son (10) told his friend at school today that his dad “is on a lawyer group chat and one guy is called Billy buttfucker” and evidently it went over well with the 5th graders.

I said “there’s another guy, Timmy tit sucker” and he fell out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214862)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

i could blind you, your gook kids, and all their gook classmates with like 30 yards of dental floss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214866)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Ching Chong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214871)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

rate me as a designer fragrance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214874)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Bottle of Guess coglone I bought in 1992 during a flirtation with wigger culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214878)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

not flame i have purchased GALLONS of nautica cologne during an immersive multi-year experience in wigger culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214880)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Let’s start a menswear brand called Billy Buttfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214883)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

let's start a menswear brand called "two men having gay sex inside a carhartt wip overalls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214888)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: My little restricted guy

Titfucker*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215069)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

why are you such a passive aggressive brown-skinned faggot?

Exhibit A is your current moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214906)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger

🚨 WARNING: this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214914)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215022)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215118)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

(Zzz meat rider)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49214983)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

i don't think i'm *passive* aggressive at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215024)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

you also don't think you're brown (you are)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215058)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: caitlin clark

when will you be sending more turkey videos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215086)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Real Madrid (Slop God)

turkeys don't hatch until thanksgiving everyone knows this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215089)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

not flame i went out with my dentist for drinks tonight and he requested more turkey videos. i took one just for him (when i arrived home of course the turkeys came to say hi) and told him i'll spam him until he tells me to stop. if you want to subscribe to turkey spam just lmk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215115)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1955079279953526890?s=46&t=4GEuOGRYLuCz2gcopIkx_w

FYI that is you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215119)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

it's alarming you have gary and i's onlyfan vids at the ready like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215140)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: give it up for Sexual Chocolate! ((zurich is stained))

https://x.com/bigbuffviking5/status/1958699084786663568?s=46&t=4GEuOGRYLuCz2gcopIkx_w

Gary topped u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215150)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

idgi. this all seems so performative. how would these people be behaving if the cameras were off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766511&forum_id=2:#49215155)