Date: November 13th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: covered in parvo
I was on a date with a chick. I’m 5’10. The chick was decently into me the whole time until a bunch of tall men walked in to the bar area. She screamed out at the top her lungs “THIS IS LIKE A TALL MAN VILLAGE!”
The got up and started taking pictures with them. Then she just walked out the door. She left her fuckin purse at the table with me with $700 cash in it and a bracelet that was worth about $20k. I tried to call her but it went to voicemail (assuming she blocked me). I told the restaurant staff and they’re like “you have to call the police it’s valuable property. We’re not going to report it for you, you found the valuable property.”
I had to wait 2 hours for the police to get there to answer the report. Then they kept questioning me suspiciously like how I randomly have a $2k purse with $700 cash and a $20k bracelet in it as if I was the one who stole it or something. Then they had to run out and they took my info and said “you’ll hear back.”
Amazing how difficult dating is for short men.
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