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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
arousing keepsake machete
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bistre stimulating patrolman
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Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
nubile high-end national private investor
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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bateful salmon temple
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Did you stand up?
bateful salmon temple
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
arousing keepsake machete
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There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
Passionate red boistinker dysfunction
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
bistre stimulating patrolman
  10/03/22
there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
Primrose Vivacious Degenerate
  10/03/22
"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
hateful spectacular trailer park really tough guy
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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Vermilion Tanning Salon Azn
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frosty fritters, tp
galvanic zombie-like athletic conference giraffe
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THE JUDGE!
metal vengeful crackhouse toaster
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271132)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: bistre stimulating patrolman



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: nubile high-end national private investor

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271142)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271179)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing narrow-minded address idiot



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant kitty



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: bateful salmon temple



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: bateful salmon temple

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271195)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Passionate red boistinker dysfunction

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271200)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: bistre stimulating patrolman

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271261)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Primrose Vivacious Degenerate

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271685)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: hateful spectacular trailer park really tough guy

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45271981)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: trip scarlet sound barrier love of her life

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#45272571)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Vermilion Tanning Salon Azn



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: galvanic zombie-like athletic conference giraffe

frosty fritters, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#49007659)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: metal vengeful crackhouse toaster

THE JUDGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#49007489)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: drab kink-friendly gas station

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#49007518)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Meetinghouse

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2:#49007525)