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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
frozen geriatric pistol giraffe
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Pearly locale
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
frozen geriatric pistol giraffe
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Pearly locale
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Odious Bossy Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
khaki federal set
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
frozen geriatric pistol giraffe
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Smoky provocative patrolman
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Coral stag film
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Motley insane theater stage candlestick maker
  09/18/24
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ivory masturbator
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
onyx shaky school
  09/18/24
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Painfully Honest Cracking Electric Furnace
  09/19/24
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stimulating native
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
At-the-ready hunting ground cumskin
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Walnut Lodge
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
dead sanctuary
  10/04/24
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frozen geriatric pistol giraffe
  12/20/24
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Unholy Temple Newt
  02/27/25
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Plum feces
  04/16/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: frozen geriatric pistol giraffe

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Pearly locale

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: frozen geriatric pistol giraffe

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Pearly locale

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Odious Bossy Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: khaki federal set

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: frozen geriatric pistol giraffe

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Smoky provocative patrolman

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Coral stag film

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Motley insane theater stage candlestick maker

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: ivory masturbator



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: onyx shaky school

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Cracking Electric Furnace



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: stimulating native



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready hunting ground cumskin

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Walnut Lodge

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: dead sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: frozen geriatric pistol giraffe



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Unholy Temple Newt



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Plum feces



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