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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
internet-worthy philosopher-king
  06/15/25
He maed it
medicated pearly roommate
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
Hairraiser filthpig place of business
  06/15/25
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
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underhanded scarlet hospital
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provocative prole
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cordovan pungent lodge
  06/16/25
So doodikoff still has a chance?
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Passionate turquoise associate
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motley institution
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confused spectacular mexican native
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
tantric selfie station
  06/15/25
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/15/25
Goliath
internet-worthy philosopher-king
  06/15/25
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offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy
  06/16/25
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
What's up?
offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy
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tantric selfie station
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy
  06/16/25
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
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Supple party of the first part casino
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
Azure Stead
  06/16/25
180
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
diverse hell partner
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
motley institution
  06/16/25
!!!
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
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cordovan pungent lodge
  06/16/25
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
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Transparent beady-eyed french chef kitty cat
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
Bearded Shimmering Factory Reset Button Ladyboy
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
LOL
Transparent beady-eyed french chef kitty cat
  06/16/25
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buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
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internet-worthy philosopher-king
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
cordovan pungent lodge
  06/16/25
Cq
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Claret at-the-ready address organic girlfriend
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
internet-worthy philosopher-king
  06/20/25


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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy philosopher-king

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: medicated pearly roommate

He maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018367)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser filthpig place of business

Its never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018390)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018407)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: underhanded scarlet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018409)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: provocative prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019699)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Supple party of the first part casino



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cordovan pungent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020454)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta temple mediation

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Passionate turquoise associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018411)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: motley institution



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: confused spectacular mexican native



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: tantric selfie station

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018451)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy philosopher-king

Goliath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019248)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019689)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020120)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: tantric selfie station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021392)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Supple party of the first part casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020086)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021391)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Azure Stead

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020081)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: diverse hell partner

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: motley institution

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020451)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cordovan pungent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020455)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021885)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: offensive cruel-hearted kitchen puppy

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021388)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed french chef kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021414)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021425)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bearded Shimmering Factory Reset Button Ladyboy

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed french chef kitty cat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021695)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49036077)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cordovan pungent lodge

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Claret at-the-ready address organic girlfriend

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed vivacious resort turdskin

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy philosopher-king

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49036083)