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lol so Mark Sanchez is going to prison?

https://x.com/i/trending/1974535656555905315 Former NFL Q...
crusty dun nibblets
  10/06/25
180 poast moniker synergy, repoasting 40 hr old news
frozen background story
  10/06/25
upgraded to a felony today, champ. try to keep up.
crusty dun nibblets
  10/06/25
ur thread title is useless, my man. both the misdo and felon...
frozen background story
  10/06/25
u go to prison for felonies. lesser charges he couldve plead...
crusty dun nibblets
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? lower level felonies generally are eligible ...
frozen background story
  10/06/25
over literal autist? that's not always the case. he's at ser...
crusty dun nibblets
  10/06/25
i'm not a michigan crim bro and i assume you arent either, b...
frozen background story
  10/06/25
self defense? are you dumb? the victim first used a less let...
maroon macaca national
  10/06/25
whatever flyover state this was, same shit. u ignore the par...
frozen background story
  10/06/25
well i hope he gets some prison time so we can make buttfuck...
crusty dun nibblets
  10/06/25
If you read the affidavit the truck driver's statement has t...
beady-eyed spot
  10/07/25
He can still call games from there
hairraiser khaki principal's office
  10/06/25
estimate the civil settlement $ he’ll have to pay beca...
maroon macaca national
  10/06/25
What is the back story to this
supple masturbator indian lodge
  10/06/25
Why was this beaner interception machine policing some hotel...
buck-toothed cerebral stage azn
  10/06/25
guy's truck was blocking the alley sanchez wanted to do his ...
Avocado cruel-hearted ticket booth
  10/06/25
CTE + drugs + alcohol, probably?
Puce Native
  10/06/25
beaners are just violent chimps
nudist queen of the night
  10/06/25
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buck-toothed cerebral stage azn
  10/07/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: crusty dun nibblets

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Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez Faces Felony Battery Charge After Indianapolis Stabbing

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Former NFL quarterback and Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez, 38, allegedly assaulted a 69-year-old truck driver during a dispute near a hotel loading dock in downtown Indianapolis early Saturday morning, prompting the driver to stab him in self-defense. Sanchez was arrested at the hospital on misdemeanor charges of battery with injury, public intoxication, and unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, which prosecutors upgraded to a Level 5 felony battery due to the driver's serious injuries, including a bloody face and possible broken bones. Fox Sports confirmed Sanchez's stable condition and replaced him for the Raiders-Colts broadcast, while the truck driver faces no charges as the investigation continues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329061)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: frozen background story

180 poast moniker synergy, repoasting 40 hr old news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329064)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: crusty dun nibblets

upgraded to a felony today, champ. try to keep up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329069)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: frozen background story

ur thread title is useless, my man. both the misdo and felony carried potential prison sentences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329096)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: crusty dun nibblets

u go to prison for felonies. lesser charges he couldve plead/paid his way outta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: frozen background story

low iq schtick? lower level felonies generally are eligible for probation and/or other similar shit like deferred prosecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329108)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: crusty dun nibblets

over literal autist? that's not always the case. he's at serious risk of prison now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329118)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: frozen background story

i'm not a michigan crim bro and i assume you arent either, but you're full of shit.

the DA will obviously plea him out. they cant afford to go to trial vs a rich celeb -- over a low level felony battery charge, esp where there's probably a good self defense claim and its a he said / he said thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329137)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: maroon macaca national

self defense? are you dumb? the victim first used a less lethal option, pepper spray, and only used the knife when coked up Sanchez kept advancing toward him. it’s on video.

also it was Indy and not Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329184)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: frozen background story

whatever flyover state this was, same shit. u ignore the part about DAs not going to trial vs a well armed celeb defense team over a low level felony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329192)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: crusty dun nibblets

well i hope he gets some prison time so we can make buttfucking jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329194)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 2:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed spot

If you read the affidavit the truck driver's statement has the cops' fingerprints all over it. "This guy is trying to kill me," those were allegedly the words going through his mind, verbatim, after pepper spraying Sanchez, before stabbing him two or three times, when all Sanchez had done was shove him away from the truck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49331068)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hairraiser khaki principal's office

He can still call games from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329116)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: maroon macaca national

estimate the civil settlement $ he’ll have to pay because of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49329143)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: supple masturbator indian lodge

What is the back story to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49330002)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: buck-toothed cerebral stage azn

Why was this beaner interception machine policing some hotel parking lot or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49330011)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Avocado cruel-hearted ticket booth

guy's truck was blocking the alley sanchez wanted to do his 2AM coked up wind sprints in, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49330017)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Puce Native

CTE + drugs + alcohol, probably?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49330019)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: nudist queen of the night

beaners are just violent chimps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49330073)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed cerebral stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2:#49331020)