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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: swollen rebellious faggotry This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: spectacular dun stead gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: azure masturbator mexican I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: hairraiser brunch if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Alcoholic Feces yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Magenta galvanic pocket flask Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: hideous sandwich clown Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Magenta galvanic pocket flask Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: azure masturbator mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: hideous sandwich clown Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: claret glittery house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Alcoholic Feces delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Insecure partner poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: amethyst parlour wrinkle I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Alcoholic Feces dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: hairraiser brunch lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Alcoholic Feces oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: azure masturbator mexican He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Charcoal greedy personal credit line pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Talented sinister plaza I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: topaz milk great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: pearly yapping deer antler potus Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: doobsian crimson indian lodge Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Rusted Arousing New Version I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Insecure partner Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Insecure partner who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Clear stirring meetinghouse He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Insecure partner there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Clear stirring meetinghouse You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Insecure partner So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Autistic Therapy He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Clear stirring meetinghouse No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: topaz milk this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Autistic Therapy You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: cracking headpube casino So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Charcoal greedy personal credit line the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Alcoholic Feces he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Laughsome bespoke generalized bond He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Saffron wonderful trailer park Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Bull headed roast beef who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Rusted Arousing New Version I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Submissive goal in life ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: topaz milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Fragrant internal respiration round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Adventurous Dull Roommate Regret Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Flushed beady-eyed office Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Adventurous Dull Roommate Regret He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: charismatic base Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: cowardly nibblets laser beams in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Aromatic Massive Hissy Fit he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: cowardly nibblets laser beams sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: doobsian crimson indian lodge Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Flushed beady-eyed office a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Laughsome bespoke generalized bond thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: contagious box office associate how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: bipolar marvelous hairy legs 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Arrogant Brethren Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: topaz milk slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Arrogant Brethren Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease scourge upon the earth You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Arrogant Brethren Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Insecure partner Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: bipolar marvelous hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Autistic Therapy She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: bipolar marvelous hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: bipolar marvelous hairy legs ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Arrogant Brethren If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Charcoal greedy personal credit line oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Alcoholic Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: filthy spot hominid once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Offensive field depressive I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: doobsian crimson indian lodge Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: aquamarine effete public bath chad Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: 180 Toilet Seat NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521756) |