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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
self-centered scourge upon the earth death wish
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
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Were there rowdy niggers
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  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
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supple bull headed locale therapy
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
salmon ladyboy immigrant
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
thirsty shitlib
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
salmon ladyboy immigrant
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
violent yellow meetinghouse knife
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
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  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
zippy national
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
pearly shivering gay wizard
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Buck-toothed nowag
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Onyx vibrant institution
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
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mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Buck-toothed nowag
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
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mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
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(Kike liar)
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
Brilliant stirring brethren indian lodge
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
outnumbered station
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
hairless dun parlour boiling water
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
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parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
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I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
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  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
frisky spectacular kitchen kitty cat
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
outnumbered station
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
autistic henna alpha goyim
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
autistic henna alpha goyim
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
outnumbered station
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Umber Center Haunted Graveyard
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
outnumbered station
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
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OP destroyed ITT
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: self-centered scourge upon the earth death wish

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: self-centered scourge upon the earth death wish

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: frisky spectacular kitchen kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bistre telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dark Selfie Cuckold

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: supple bull headed locale therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: salmon ladyboy immigrant

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: thirsty shitlib

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: salmon ladyboy immigrant

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: violent yellow meetinghouse knife

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: impressive bateful faggotry genital piercing

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: zippy national

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: pearly shivering gay wizard

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nowag

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Onyx vibrant institution

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nowag

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: outnumbered station

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mewling son of senegal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Brilliant stirring brethren indian lodge

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: outnumbered station

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: hairless dun parlour boiling water

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: autistic henna alpha goyim

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: frisky spectacular kitchen kitty cat

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: outnumbered station

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: autistic henna alpha goyim

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: autistic henna alpha goyim

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: outnumbered station

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: outnumbered station

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Messiness School

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac metal hospital gaming laptop

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Filthy Fragrant Stage

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Umber Center Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: frum harsh black woman bbw

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346710)