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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
histrionic doctorate stock car
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Bateful Milky Station Dopamine
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Stimulating mint office
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Bateful Milky Station Dopamine
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Soul-stirring Love Of Her Life
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Heady cerise national partner
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Heady cerise national partner
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Massive stubborn kitchen dragon
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federal amethyst church building
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Painfully Honest Stage
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Bat shit crazy ocher tank dilemma
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
green irradiated stag film
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Bat shit crazy ocher tank dilemma
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the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Vermilion stirring digit ratio
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brilliant brunch
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
duck-like corn cake rigpig
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Rose scourge upon the earth
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Orange filthpig
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
bossy parlour
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Offensive mischievous public bath windowlicker
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Soul-stirring Love Of Her Life
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: histrionic doctorate stock car

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Bateful Milky Station Dopamine

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Stimulating mint office

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Bateful Milky Station Dopamine

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Heady cerise national partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Gold useless skinny woman bawdyhouse

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Heady cerise national partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Massive stubborn kitchen dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: federal amethyst church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher tank dilemma

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: green irradiated stag film

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: iridescent doobsian base

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic violent electric furnace spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vermilion stirring digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz mexican background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Offensive mischievous public bath windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Saffron Big-titted National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Offensive mischievous public bath windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: brilliant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: duck-like corn cake rigpig

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Rose scourge upon the earth

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Orange filthpig

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: bossy parlour

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: judgmental low-t institution tattoo

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Offensive mischievous public bath windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Abusive lake stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: federal amethyst church building

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057026)