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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Will do. Thank.
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: shimmering aromatic halford death wish

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area place of business

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: comical filthy hairy legs skinny woman

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Buff police squad



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: comical filthy hairy legs skinny woman

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Dark Dingle Berry National

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: racy community account electric furnace

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Bistre associate

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: insecure piazza

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: violent big main people

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Boyish university

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Cerebral chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Sienna Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: comical filthy hairy legs skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: awkward carnelian doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: vengeful contagious mental disorder deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Disturbing Mahogany Orchestra Pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Garnet Theatre Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Vermilion location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned fuchsia rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Passionate Abode Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed flesh striped hyena pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Abusive Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Domesticated Step-uncle's House

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: galvanic federal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy background story

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: massive plaza

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: diverse headpube institution

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed flesh striped hyena pisswyrm

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: greedy point lettuce

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Cerise lascivious turdskin temple

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Dark Dingle Berry National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: curious arrogant twinkling uncleanness

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Buff police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: shaky honey-headed home

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Motley Elite Center

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Glittery tanning salon crotch

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: laughsome topaz karate resort

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: comical filthy hairy legs skinny woman

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Domesticated Step-uncle's House

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded dead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Haunting Brunch Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Ivory ungodly faggotry

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: histrionic sooty spot milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chartreuse dilemma black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: cracking church building psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: salmon blathering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Frum theater

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Frum theater

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: exhilarant frisky forum feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Autistic Whorehouse

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Glittery tanning salon crotch

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Big-titted gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Bistre associate

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Mentally impaired prole

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Bistre associate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: slate misanthropic windowlicker locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Pale supple kitty cat church

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Big-titted gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: galvanic federal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery tanning salon crotch

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Pale supple kitty cat church

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: appetizing locale foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: fragrant rebellious space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: trip doobsian goyim indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: very tactful hyperactive gaping macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate Abode Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Drunken deranged stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Umber Love Of Her Life Persian

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: appetizing locale foreskin

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic federal range

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: appetizing locale foreskin

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Dark Dingle Berry National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Titillating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: milky hell clown

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Pale supple kitty cat church

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: comical filthy hairy legs skinny woman

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Pale supple kitty cat church

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: cream stirring cuck

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Boyish university

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Casino Dopamine

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: exhilarant frisky forum feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Sickened burgundy trust fund heaven

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre associate

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Sickened burgundy trust fund heaven

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bistre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Haunting Brunch Generalized Bond

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: charcoal old irish cottage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Lilac shitlib

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Bistre associate

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Lilac shitlib

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: sick hot school cafeteria

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Bistre associate

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Bistre associate

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Bistre associate

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed flesh striped hyena pisswyrm



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Bistre associate

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic sooty spot milk



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Turquoise quadroon



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: magical business firm international law enforcement agency

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: exhilarant frisky forum feces

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Irradiated address

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: ocher stag film

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Irradiated address

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pungent kitchen dragon

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Casino Dopamine



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Bistre associate

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: insecure piazza

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pungent kitchen dragon

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Vibrant degenerate



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Frum theater



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Buff police squad



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: red marvelous station preventive strike

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Mischievous Lodge

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Drab Embarrassed To The Bone Market



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Bistre associate



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: 180 Jew



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Useless razzle-dazzle sweet tailpipe azn



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: overrated reading party

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: curious arrogant twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Useless razzle-dazzle sweet tailpipe azn



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: emerald jet-lagged sex offender

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: 180 Jew



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area place of business



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Idiotic native

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: heady property roast beef

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: disrespectful hilarious round eye brethren



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Translucent Patrolman

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded dead set



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Wonderful tan cruise ship goal in life

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Stimulating self-absorbed wrinkle



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: adventurous coldplay fan



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Idiotic native



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded dead set



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: very tactful hyperactive gaping macaca

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: sapphire aggressive pistol



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Idiotic native



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: pontificating office

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: vigorous ticket booth



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Lavender bearded box office



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: cracking church building psychic

lmao

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: magical business firm international law enforcement agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Electric base

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: apoplectic organic girlfriend

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Idiotic native



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Twisted kitty shrine

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal beta partner



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal beta partner



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal beta partner



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Candlestick Maker

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: heady property roast beef



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Vermilion location

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: coiffed becky gay wizard

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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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