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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Aphrodisiac garrison It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Demanding Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Seedy Adventurous Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Transparent native marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Cracking Stage did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: amber tanning salon jew "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: ivory aromatic sanctuary (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: territorial plaza "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Doobsian police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Idiotic Idiot Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: comical legal warrant (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: brilliant knife legend who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac garrison Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: brilliant knife legend whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac garrison CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: nighttime international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Alcoholic School Cafeteria 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: exciting olive sneaky criminal "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: nighttime international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: bearded boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Trip Nursing Home Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49414142) |