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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
topaz feces set
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Talented Background Story
  06/03/25
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Brilliant rehab
  06/04/25
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Soggy garnet station
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
sick vivacious den
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
topaz feces set
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Odious newt
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Bistre property alpha
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
topaz feces set
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Boyish bat-shit-crazy range internal respiration
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Infuriating Arousing Foreskin Coffee Pot
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
topaz feces set
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
apoplectic preventive strike school cafeteria
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Startled mother lay
  06/03/25
obviously yes
contagious potus
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
flirting cream kitty laser beams
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
federal double fault tanning salon
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Purple elite famous landscape painting legend
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
topaz feces set
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Floppy stag film circlehead
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
flirting cream kitty laser beams
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
shimmering pit
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
fragrant coldplay fan
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Thriller primrose nursing home
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Boyish bat-shit-crazy range internal respiration
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
hateful hunting ground library
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Thriller primrose nursing home
  06/04/25
...
Brilliant rehab
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
apoplectic preventive strike school cafeteria
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Mind-boggling Slate Step-uncle's House Trust Fund
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
shimmering pit
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
topaz feces set
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
ungodly patrolman
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Razzmatazz reading party locale
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: topaz feces set

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Talented Background Story

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Brilliant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Soggy garnet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sick vivacious den

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: topaz feces set

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Odious newt

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bistre property alpha

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: topaz feces set

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Boyish bat-shit-crazy range internal respiration

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Arousing Foreskin Coffee Pot

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: topaz feces set

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike school cafeteria

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Startled mother lay

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: contagious potus

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: flirting cream kitty laser beams

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: federal double fault tanning salon

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Purple elite famous landscape painting legend

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: topaz feces set

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy stag film circlehead

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: flirting cream kitty laser beams

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: shimmering pit

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: fragrant coldplay fan

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Thriller primrose nursing home

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Boyish bat-shit-crazy range internal respiration

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: hateful hunting ground library

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Thriller primrose nursing home

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Brilliant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike school cafeteria

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Slate Step-uncle's House Trust Fund

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: shimmering pit

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: topaz feces set

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: ungodly patrolman

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party locale

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986845)