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I am morbidly obese and about to die a horrific painful premature death

I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having t...
Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams
  08/31/25
just take the fat pill otherwise stfu
Abusive topaz gaping antidepressant drug
  08/31/25
What is the “fat pill?”
Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams
  08/31/25
He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle dru...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  08/31/25
DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.
peeface
  08/31/25
Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, gu...
Apoplectic salmon genital piercing kitty cat
  08/31/25
It’s true. I can stop eating I guess.
Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams
  08/31/25
The good news is your death won't actually be that painful i...
Apoplectic salmon genital piercing kitty cat
  08/31/25
cool story you fat gay kike faggot
twinkling soul-stirring cruise ship
  08/31/25
*crowd cheers*
Henna startling church telephone
  08/31/25
...
Mahogany Boyish Ladyboy
  08/31/25
wow, if there was only something you could do about it. gues...
supple amber jewess
  08/31/25
Well, well it's the Big Show Yes, it's a big bad show tonig...
Chrome thriller place of business
  08/31/25
Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering thi...
Disrespectful olive internal respiration ceo
  08/31/25
...
Mahogany Boyish Ladyboy
  08/31/25
...
diverse lodge
  08/31/25
No a/c because of power outage. I am dying.
disco fries
  08/31/25
this boart couldnt be so lucky
grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  08/31/25
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Fucking Fuckface
  08/31/25
maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you ...
rick'claim panama
  08/31/25
How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losi...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/31/25
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS SURELY THIS REALIZATION WIL...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  08/31/25
GLP-1 bro here. On Friday - a bartender at my local looke...
...........:!!!.......,,,..!....,,,.,,,,,,,,,,((,.
  08/31/25
And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of givin...
My little restricted guy
  08/31/25
lol, you’re mean
disco fries
  08/31/25
is teewinot still in the cards
retarded stupid faggot
  08/31/25
Teewinot is all of my cards.
disco fries
  08/31/25
There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery
happytobealive
  08/31/25
what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you hav...
happytobealive
  08/31/25
Kids graduating HS Getting pissed at them in HS Dropping t...
disco fries
  08/31/25


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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams

I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having trouble walking again. It’s all because of bad decisions compounding on top of bad decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225710)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Abusive topaz gaping antidepressant drug

just take the fat pill otherwise stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225712)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams

What is the “fat pill?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225713)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle drug that causes weight loss, but no similar blockbuster drugs have been developed IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226408)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: peeface

DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226416)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic salmon genital piercing kitty cat

Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, guess that's that, better tell your kids there wasn't anything you could do while you're still alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225714)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Shaky charismatic black woman laser beams

It’s true. I can stop eating I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225719)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic salmon genital piercing kitty cat

The good news is your death won't actually be that painful in all likelihood. You will drop dead of heart failure before your kids graduate hs in a fairly efficient and relatively painless manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225724)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring cruise ship

cool story you fat gay kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225721)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Henna startling church telephone

*crowd cheers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225725)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Mahogany Boyish Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225786)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: supple amber jewess

wow, if there was only something you could do about it. guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225727)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Chrome thriller place of business

Well, well it's the Big Show

Yes, it's a big bad show tonight, y'all

Yeah, it's the Big Show

Come on, crank it up and drown out all the lights, y'all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225801)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Disrespectful olive internal respiration ceo

Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering this on. I'm sure your family feels the same way. They find you to be utterly humiliating

Unfortunately for us, you're such a liar that this is all likely a masochistic schtick designed for you to gorge on hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225811)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mahogany Boyish Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225813)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: diverse lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49225823)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

No a/c because of power outage. I am dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226333)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr

this boart couldnt be so lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226348)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226381)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you lose, you get to watch your wife get fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226394)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226929)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

SURELY THIS REALIZATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO MAKE LONG TERM CHANGES TO YOUR LIFESTYLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226404)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ...........:!!!.......,,,..!....,,,.,,,,,,,,,,((,.


GLP-1 bro here.

On Friday - a bartender at my local looked me up and down and said “Wow - you are wasting away, but in a good way! You look great!”

Today - my spin instructor came up to me after I left the locker room and said “You are killing it - you have really increased your endurance and work in class - great job”

I also just bought some new workout gear - officially down to a large in Luluemon. My muscles are popping out of the sleeves. The jeans I bought a month and a half ago are also hanging off of my ass because they no longer fit.

Just get on Zepbound. It will literally save your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49226479)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: My little restricted guy

And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of giving him genuine advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227013)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

lol, you’re mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227176)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: retarded stupid faggot

is teewinot still in the cards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227209)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Teewinot is all of my cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227213)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: happytobealive

There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227216)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: happytobealive

what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you haven't had yet that you're missing out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227221)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Kids graduating HS

Getting pissed at them in HS

Dropping them off at college

Having my sons bring home that first girlfriend

Paying off my mortgage

Grandchildren

Summit of Teewinot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2:#49227247)