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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
provocative foreskin
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
provocative foreskin
  11/11/25
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Cerebral Property
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Fishy Cuck
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
glittery theater stage hominid
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
glittery theater stage hominid
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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  11/11/25
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Exciting cumskin gunner
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Swollen House
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
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pontificating bisexual mother
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
very tactful mint pisswyrm school
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
arrogant indian lodge elastic band
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
arrogant indian lodge elastic band
  11/11/25
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very tactful mint pisswyrm school
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
jade forum
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
marvelous international law enforcement agency friendly grandma
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
jade forum
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Soul-stirring jap pistol
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Irate french plaza trump supporter
  11/11/25
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Topaz locus
  11/12/25
lmfao
adventurous offensive dilemma
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Racy turquoise temple
  11/11/25
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Soul-stirring jap pistol
  11/11/25
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aromatic site
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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  11/12/25
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Topaz locus
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
chrome galvanic heaven
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
tp
aromatic site
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Henna Twinkling Uncleanness Theater
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
spectacular hateful whorehouse mad cow disease
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Startling blue main people business firm
  11/11/25
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hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
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hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
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Topaz locus
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
big thirsty hell codepig
  11/11/25
...
Exciting cumskin gunner
  11/11/25
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Cruel-hearted generalized bond
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provocative foreskin
  11/11/25
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pontificating bisexual mother
  11/11/25
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Henna Twinkling Uncleanness Theater
  11/11/25
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maniacal dull corner giraffe
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Rusted yarmulke
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
hairraiser depressive
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
orchid step-uncle's house
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Cerebral Property
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: provocative foreskin

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: provocative foreskin

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fishy Cuck

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: glittery theater stage hominid

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: glittery theater stage hominid

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: flesh stag film old irish cottage

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Exciting cumskin gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Swollen House

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: pontificating bisexual mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: very tactful mint pisswyrm school

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge elastic band

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge elastic band

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: very tactful mint pisswyrm school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: jade forum

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: marvelous international law enforcement agency friendly grandma

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: jade forum

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jap pistol

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Irate french plaza trump supporter

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Topaz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: adventurous offensive dilemma

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Racy turquoise temple

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jap pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: big thirsty hell codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: aromatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: excitant jewess crackhouse

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Topaz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: chrome galvanic heaven

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: aromatic site

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Henna Twinkling Uncleanness Theater

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular hateful whorehouse mad cow disease

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Startling blue main people business firm

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bright tanning salon

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Topaz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: big thirsty hell codepig

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Exciting cumskin gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted generalized bond



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: provocative foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: pontificating bisexual mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Henna Twinkling Uncleanness Theater



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: maniacal dull corner giraffe



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Rusted yarmulke

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: hairraiser depressive

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: orchid step-uncle's house

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Property

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)