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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
bronze misanthropic chapel
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Provocative Community Account Center
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
bronze misanthropic chapel
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
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Wonderful Internet-worthy Toilet Seat
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
vigorous slimy wagecucks
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Olive Resort Indirect Expression
  12/24/25
...
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
...
Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
transparent mexican
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
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transparent mexican
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
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Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
...
Kink-friendly mentally impaired stage
  01/14/26
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
Frisky swollen goyim mad-dog skullcap
  12/23/25
...
Disturbing insanely creepy windowlicker sanctuary
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
Orchid knife native
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
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Comical Harsh Hissy Fit
  12/23/25
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Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
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Provocative Community Account Center
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
...
stirring blue spot
  12/24/25
...
slippery mental disorder property
  12/24/25
ran here
Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
chrome half-breed
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
...
transparent mexican
  12/23/25
"tp."
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
Bipolar liquid oxygen school
  12/23/25
180
Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
...
Provocative Community Account Center
  12/23/25
...
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/23/25
...
Comical Harsh Hissy Fit
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Dead lascivious lay
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Laughsome background story
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
big candlestick maker
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Olive Resort Indirect Expression
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
wild cerebral legend
  12/23/25
...
excitant canary volcanic crater striped hyena
  12/23/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
shaky market
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
histrionic rigpig
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
histrionic rigpig
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
bronze misanthropic chapel
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
bronze misanthropic chapel
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Violent turdskin
  12/23/25
89763247893264987342
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
bronze misanthropic chapel
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
seedy curious sandwich queen of the night
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Violent turdskin
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
indigo frum gay wizard institution
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot
  12/23/25
...
Violent turdskin
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
red boyish really tough guy
  12/23/25
...
hilarious sepia church
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
sexy dilemma
  12/23/25
...
irradiated jap public bath
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Milky rambunctious keepsake machete factory reset button
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
Sapphire place of business
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
Crystalline telephone state
  12/23/25
...
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
Thirsty Stead
  12/23/25
tp.
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
...
Sadistic angry stag film
  01/09/26
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
Flirting cuck faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
thriller chad pit
  12/24/25
...
Olive Resort Indirect Expression
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
self-absorbed parlour
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
red boyish really tough guy
  12/24/25
...
Hateful tank
  12/30/25
...
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Adulterous drab multi-billionaire toaster
  12/24/25
...
Kink-friendly mentally impaired stage
  01/14/26
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
autistic magical corner
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
thriller chad pit
  12/24/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Snowy messiness ticket booth
  12/24/25
...
Sick travel guidebook
  12/24/25
...
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
stirring blue spot
  12/24/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
indigo frum gay wizard institution
  12/24/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Milky rambunctious keepsake machete factory reset button
  12/24/25
...
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
Crystalline telephone state
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
slippery mental disorder property
  12/24/25
"tp."
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  12/31/25
...
lake cumskin
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Amethyst talented crackhouse
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
Greedy razzle-dazzle kitchen clown
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Lilac Kitty Theater Stage
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
Insane vivacious gas station
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
Twisted Set
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Supple Roommate
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Talking alcoholic meetinghouse
  12/29/25
This.
Odious Office
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
Flirting cuck faggot firefighter
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
know-it-all church building
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
Ebony generalized bond locus
  12/30/25
tp.
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
Inuit man
Nofapping Dragon
  12/30/25
tp
Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline telephone state
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Beta forum
  01/09/26
180^180
Crystalline telephone state
  01/09/26
...
Sadistic angry stag film
  01/14/26
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Crystalline telephone state
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic chapel

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Provocative Community Account Center

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic chapel

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Internet-worthy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vigorous slimy wagecucks

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Supple Roommate

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Olive Resort Indirect Expression

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Supple Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: transparent mexican

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: transparent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Frisky swollen goyim mad-dog skullcap

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Disturbing insanely creepy windowlicker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Orchid knife native

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Comical Harsh Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative Community Account Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: stirring blue spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: slippery mental disorder property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: chrome half-breed

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: transparent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bipolar liquid oxygen school

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative Community Account Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Comical Harsh Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Dead lascivious lay

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome background story

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: big candlestick maker

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Olive Resort Indirect Expression

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: wild cerebral legend

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: excitant canary volcanic crater striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: shaky market

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: histrionic rigpig

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic rigpig

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic chapel

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic chapel

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Violent turdskin

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic chapel

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: seedy curious sandwich queen of the night

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Violent turdskin

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: indigo frum gay wizard institution

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Cocky galvanic orchestra pit idiot

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Violent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: hilarious sepia church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: sexy dilemma

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: irradiated jap public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Milky rambunctious keepsake machete factory reset button

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sapphire place of business

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Thirsty Stead

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Sadistic angry stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Flirting cuck faggot firefighter

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Double Fault

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: thriller chad pit

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Olive Resort Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Supple Roommate

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlour

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: red boyish really tough guy

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Supple Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Adulterous drab multi-billionaire toaster

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: autistic magical corner

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: thriller chad pit

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Snowy messiness ticket booth

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Sick travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Supple Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: stirring blue spot

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: indigo frum gay wizard institution

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Milky rambunctious keepsake machete factory reset button

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: slippery mental disorder property

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lake cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Amethyst talented crackhouse

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Greedy razzle-dazzle kitchen clown

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Lilac Kitty Theater Stage

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Insane vivacious gas station

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Twisted Set

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Supple Roommate

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Talking alcoholic meetinghouse

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Odious Office

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Flirting cuck faggot firefighter

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: know-it-all church building

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Ebony generalized bond locus

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Nofapping Dragon

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful well-lubricated senate weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Beta forum

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Sadistic angry stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Crystalline telephone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49596831)