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I saved one life
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
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Took over a small country
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lol wow, holy shit
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No way you're the only one
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Okay, I lol’d
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Pumo scum
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
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attended an Episcopal church
wonderful hairy legs
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
Fiercely-loyal Place Of Business
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that is brave
Galvanic yellow fat ankles fanboi
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It was as bad you think.
Fiercely-loyal Place Of Business
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Galvanic yellow fat ankles fanboi
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
wonderful hairy legs
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
fishy pocket flask
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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We've got time
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
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Winner
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olive base half-breed
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
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Coon
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
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?
Chrome hall trump supporter
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
dashing toilet seat library
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
dashing toilet seat library
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
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Link to said novel?
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Where did you go,bro?
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
supple incel
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
supple incel
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
irradiated balding jap
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
swollen theater stage
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
mind-boggling sepia cuckold field
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
mind-boggling sepia cuckold field
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Smoky community account
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180
duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
multi-colored theater toaster
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180!
duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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flew a P-51.
Low-t vigorous institution
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Smoky community account
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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played golf with Trump
Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
avocado zombie-like party of the first part
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Cowardly resort
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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mind-boggling sepia cuckold field
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
orange bearded stage
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Sickened Cerebral Set Mad-dog Skullcap
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Big Home Gaping
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
ungodly rough-skinned box office
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
passionate locale generalized bond
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ouch
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
passionate locale generalized bond
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
passionate locale generalized bond
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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No, they are still talking about it.
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
aromatic carnelian people who are hurt
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
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  04/15/26
not me
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passionate locale generalized bond
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genuine lol
Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference
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Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
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180
Orchid parlor jew
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180
Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Green Business Firm
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
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180
duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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bull headed cheese-eating patrolman
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duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
charismatic crackhouse
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😎
bull headed cheese-eating patrolman
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duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
dull histrionic hospital
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Swashbuckling becky
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Smoky community account
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
avocado zombie-like party of the first part
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cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Underhanded kitchen degenerate
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Outnumbered pit rigor
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excited?
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Underhanded kitchen degenerate
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
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Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Smoky community account
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Underhanded kitchen degenerate
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Smoky community account
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Underhanded kitchen degenerate
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Smoky community account
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Outnumbered pit rigor
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Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
orange bearded stage
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
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how'd you get away
Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
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fkk it's too outable to say
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duck-like old irish cottage kitty
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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avocado zombie-like party of the first part
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: trip disrespectful blood rage garrison



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow fat ankles fanboi

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: pink violent private investor location

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: territorial sound barrier

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: autistic public bath codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811706)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: aromatic carnelian people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser ruddy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Outnumbered pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse shrine

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Sooty Comical Cuckoldry Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: burgundy stage

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Sooty Comical Cuckoldry Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: useless tattoo indirect expression

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse shrine

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious legal warrant state

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: walnut soul-stirring haunted graveyard quadroon

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Saffron know-it-all stead mood

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy stage

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: burgundy stage

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: umber cracking site headpube

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy stage

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse shrine

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: ungodly rough-skinned box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: exciting antidepressant drug native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: sapphire titillating plaza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Smoky community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: mischievous ultramarine rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: territorial sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: idiotic clear school organic girlfriend

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Place Of Business

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow fat ankles fanboi

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Place Of Business

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow fat ankles fanboi

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: burgundy stage

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: exciting antidepressant drug native

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: irradiated balding jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: burgundy stage

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: walnut soul-stirring haunted graveyard quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: sapphire titillating plaza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: honey-headed bipolar space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: irradiated balding jap

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: learning disabled den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: primrose deranged heaven brethren

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: aromatic carnelian people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: burgundy stage

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: burgundy stage

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: sapphire titillating plaza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Property Affirmative Action

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy point shitlib

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: 180 liquid oxygen windowlicker

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser ruddy international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: orange bearded stage

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: bearded shimmering reading party lettuce

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Very Tactful Laughsome Goal In Life Church Building

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: fishy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: metal bat-shit-crazy telephone cruise ship

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: walnut soul-stirring haunted graveyard quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: sapphire titillating plaza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Adventurous crawly crotch

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Green Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: walnut soul-stirring haunted graveyard quadroon

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: autistic public bath codepig

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: territorial sound barrier

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: olive base half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Domesticated poppy sanctuary

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: metal bat-shit-crazy telephone cruise ship

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: fishy pocket flask

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Low-t vigorous institution

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat library

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: free-loading lake stain alpha

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Sooty Comical Cuckoldry Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: supple incel

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Chrome hall trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Smoky community account

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: supple incel

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Orchid parlor jew

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: supple incel

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: orange bearded stage

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: supple incel

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: bisexual senate weed whacker

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: supple incel

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: supple incel

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Orchid parlor jew

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia cuckold field

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: swollen theater stage

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: irradiated balding jap

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: swollen theater stage

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling sepia cuckold field

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious slippery parlour son of senegal

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling sepia cuckold field

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Smoky community account

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: multi-colored theater toaster

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Low-t vigorous institution

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Smoky community account

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: bronze maniacal address

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Cowardly resort

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sex offender

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia cuckold field

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: bronze maniacal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia cuckold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: orange bearded stage

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Sickened Cerebral Set Mad-dog Skullcap

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Big Home Gaping

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: ungodly rough-skinned box office

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: aromatic carnelian people who are hurt

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: passionate locale generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Orchid parlor jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Mauve arrogant bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: hilarious talented forum dopamine

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Green Business Firm

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: bull headed cheese-eating patrolman

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: bull headed cheese-eating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: bull headed cheese-eating patrolman

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal corn cake multi-billionaire

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: flushed heady bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Zippy meetinghouse faggotry

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: dull histrionic hospital

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling becky

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Smoky community account

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Narrow-minded Office Athletic Conference

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Emerald National Security Agency

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: cobalt concupiscible national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Underhanded kitchen degenerate

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered pit rigor

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Underhanded kitchen degenerate

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Underhanded kitchen degenerate

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Smoky community account

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Underhanded kitchen degenerate

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Smoky community account

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Underhanded kitchen degenerate

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Iridescent Racy Laser Beams Whorehouse

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Smoky community account

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Outnumbered pit rigor

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: orange bearded stage

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Chestnut startling candlestick maker station

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: walnut soul-stirring haunted graveyard quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: aggressive chapel

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Plum crusty principal's office fortuitous meteor

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: useless tattoo indirect expression

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: provocative brindle center azn

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: arousing drab macaca hell

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: motley effete lay mexican

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: motley effete lay mexican

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Glittery copper university black woman

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated balding jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: duck-like old irish cottage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Brilliant house preventive strike

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy point shitlib

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: naked cruel-hearted gas station

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: avocado zombie-like party of the first part

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2:#49858354)