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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Hateful slate stag film
  06/03/25
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  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
stirring deep orchestra pit
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Hateful slate stag film
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
gay telephone
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Bearded Contagious Office
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Hateful slate stag film
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
balding brethren
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Concupiscible Market
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
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  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
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  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Cocky Area Blood Rage
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Know-it-all corn cake
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
charcoal range
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
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  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
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  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
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  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
rambunctious wine property
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
charcoal range
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
haunting poppy institution
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
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  06/04/25
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  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
balding brethren
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
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  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
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EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
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  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
haunting poppy institution
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Hateful slate stag film
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
offensive dragon
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Autistic roast beef hell
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Excitant Awkward Den Travel Guidebook

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: big turquoise casino cuckold



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: passionate stead marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: stirring deep orchestra pit

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: gay telephone

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Office

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: balding brethren

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Market

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Drab motley famous landscape painting pit

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cocky Area Blood Rage

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all corn cake

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: charcoal range

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Curious mischievous public bath wrinkle

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring claret community account hunting ground

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: rambunctious wine property

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: charcoal range

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: haunting poppy institution

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Thriller Rigpig Yarmulke

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal pocket flask quadroon

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: balding brethren

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: godawful toilet seat

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal pocket flask quadroon

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: big turquoise casino cuckold



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Drab motley famous landscape painting pit

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: hairraiser obsidian church

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: haunting poppy institution

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Hateful slate stag film

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: offensive dragon

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Autistic roast beef hell

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986845)