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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
bull headed greedy national
  06/03/25
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Stirring Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  06/04/25
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honey-headed out-of-control dragon
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
boyish know-it-all chapel
  06/03/25
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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
walnut infuriating market codepig
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
aphrodisiac electric furnace dopamine
  06/03/25
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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
bearded station water buffalo
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Shimmering Multi-colored Point
  06/03/25
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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Nudist aggressive regret pit
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
180 unhinged windowlicker ratface
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Cheese-eating Fluffy Trailer Park Boiling Water
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
medicated lake therapy lay
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Excitant indian lodge
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
hot selfie
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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
flesh floppy base
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
medicated lake therapy lay
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
drab volcanic crater university
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
heady sticky digit ratio
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
nubile lascivious famous landscape painting
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
bearded station water buffalo
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Lavender aromatic wagecucks
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
nubile lascivious famous landscape painting
  06/04/25
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Stirring Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Nudist aggressive regret pit
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Electric round eye locus
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
drab volcanic crater university
  06/04/25
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insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
rose senate double fault
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Titillating parlor legal warrant
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bull headed greedy national

you should share it with your Internet friends here

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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Stirring Theatre Haunted Graveyard



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: honey-headed out-of-control dragon



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: boyish know-it-all chapel

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: walnut infuriating market codepig

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac electric furnace dopamine

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: bearded station water buffalo

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Multi-colored Point

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nudist aggressive regret pit

juaneighty@proton.me

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: 180 unhinged windowlicker ratface

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fluffy Trailer Park Boiling Water

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: medicated lake therapy lay

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Excitant indian lodge

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: hot selfie

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: flesh floppy base

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: medicated lake therapy lay

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: drab volcanic crater university

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: heady sticky digit ratio

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: nubile lascivious famous landscape painting

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: bearded station water buffalo

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Lavender aromatic wagecucks

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: nubile lascivious famous landscape painting

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Stirring Theatre Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Nudist aggressive regret pit

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Electric round eye locus

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: drab volcanic crater university

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: insane bat-shit-crazy abode mood



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: rose senate double fault

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Titillating parlor legal warrant

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986845)