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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
white impressive stain
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
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flickering house roommate
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
lascivious spot digit ratio
  08/02/25
rip
bistre office
  08/02/25
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white impressive stain
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Crawly deer antler ladyboy
  08/01/25
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Amber histrionic liquid oxygen
  08/01/25
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Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Glittery step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
soggy alpha dopamine
  08/01/25
yes
Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich
  08/01/25
?
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
soggy alpha dopamine
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Amber histrionic liquid oxygen
  08/01/25
Sick
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
...
Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
vibrant talking site idiot
  08/02/25
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french abusive property
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
bistre office
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
vibrant talking site idiot
  08/02/25
Hdy
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Lake Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
passionate theatre mental disorder
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
180 bespoke abode
  08/02/25
Titcr
Plum trailer park
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
180 bespoke abode
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
twinkling supple roast beef persian
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
180 bespoke abode
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
very tactful home background story
  08/02/25
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Diverse Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
khaki resort brethren
  08/02/25
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Godawful comical regret
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Mint Multi-colored Locale Ape
  08/02/25
?
Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
excitant tank chad
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: white impressive stain

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: flickering house roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: lascivious spot digit ratio

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: bistre office

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: white impressive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler ladyboy

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Amber histrionic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: soggy alpha dopamine

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: soggy alpha dopamine

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Amber histrionic liquid oxygen

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: vibrant talking site idiot

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: french abusive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Pontificating cerebral church building sandwich

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: bistre office

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: vibrant talking site idiot

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Lake Fat Ankles

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: passionate theatre mental disorder

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: 180 bespoke abode

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Plum trailer park

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: 180 bespoke abode

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: twinkling supple roast beef persian

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: 180 bespoke abode

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: very tactful home background story

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Diverse Stage Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: khaki resort brethren

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Godawful comical regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Mint Multi-colored Locale Ape

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Plaza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: excitant tank chad

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151922)