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Newsom's pretty good at this Twitter trolling - link

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047 L...
galvanic cyan feces roommate
  09/04/25
OTH, he fucked Gilfoil
multi-colored corner azn
  09/04/25
imagine the smell
Rusted big church building digit ratio
  09/04/25
like you wouldn't
Concupiscible Mental Disorder Hissy Fit
  09/05/25
So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom...
deranged maniacal messiness
  09/04/25
Lmao
Bearded Cuck Location
  09/04/25
you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and ...
vigorous hell
  09/05/25
you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag
deranged maniacal messiness
  09/05/25
it's pathetic and reeks of desperation he knows he's unap...
tantric blood rage party of the first part
  09/04/25
Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS
Electric laser beams
  09/04/25
...
arrogant curious jap masturbator
  09/04/25
Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard
Floppy Henna House
  09/05/25
I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listen...
Hateful school selfie
  09/04/25
he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervis...
Zippy Fuchsia Clown State
  09/04/25
it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one....
Hateful school selfie
  09/04/25
(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)
Zippy Fuchsia Clown State
  09/04/25
They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden
deranged maniacal messiness
  09/04/25
biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m a...
Zippy Fuchsia Clown State
  09/04/25
Also $10M during VP don't forget
Free-loading Casino
  09/04/25
He's old money and knows the ropes
Citrine Voyeur
  09/04/25
> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME st...
Lascivious Church
  09/04/25
this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the...
Zippy Fuchsia Clown State
  09/04/25
"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."
galvanic cyan feces roommate
  09/04/25
Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached...
flesh abode
  09/04/25
This post is a little funny but not that funny
frozen slap-happy address
  09/04/25
Key point is that its "a little funny" Most pr...
flesh abode
  09/04/25
Farm Animals: "nffi" Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25...
Free-loading Casino
  09/04/25
lol
galvanic cyan feces roommate
  09/04/25
I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this i...
snowy volcanic crater
  09/04/25
Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq tr...
Floppy Henna House
  09/05/25
This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are cle...
Histrionic Orange Property Patrolman
  09/04/25
I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside th...
arrogant curious jap masturbator
  09/05/25
It's not FOR you, retard
Free-loading Casino
  09/05/25
The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all...
vibrant giraffe meetinghouse
  09/05/25
We do not deserve this man
Floppy Henna House
  09/05/25
this is extremely unfunny. if sealclubber were a lib, he'...
Useless Community Account Gay Wizard
  09/05/25
Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: Fren...
frozen slap-happy address
  09/05/25
libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of s...
vigorous hell
  09/05/25
it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid...
Useless Community Account Gay Wizard
  09/05/25
actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.
tantric blood rage party of the first part
  09/05/25
wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staff...
Useless Community Account Gay Wizard
  09/05/25
It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's ty...
buck-toothed site stain
  09/05/25
yea and he zings the fuck out of people. this newsom shit...
Useless Community Account Gay Wizard
  09/05/25
he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit...
vigorous hell
  09/05/25
Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?
mewling massive really tough guy main people
  09/05/25
To be fair, Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea...
Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier
  09/05/25
Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky twee...
Coral self-absorbed famous landscape painting theater stage
  09/05/25
To be fair, "Hashtag, Resist!!!" LJL brother...
Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier
  09/05/25
Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means ...
snowy volcanic crater
  09/05/25
bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you ca...
Useless Community Account Gay Wizard
  09/05/25
To be fair, Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky...
Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier
  09/05/25
(post mimicking 60iq proles)
Floppy Henna House
  09/05/25
Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?
startled karate reading party
  09/05/25
Yes
buck-toothed site stain
  09/05/25


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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: galvanic cyan feces roommate

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047

Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236750)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: multi-colored corner azn

OTH, he fucked Gilfoil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236767)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Rusted big church building digit ratio

imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237741)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mental Disorder Hissy Fit

like you wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239326)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: deranged maniacal messiness

So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236775)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bearded Cuck Location

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236953)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: vigorous hell

you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238567)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: deranged maniacal messiness

you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238659)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: tantric blood rage party of the first part

it's pathetic and reeks of desperation

he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236790)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Electric laser beams

Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236810)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: arrogant curious jap masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Floppy Henna House

Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238563)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Hateful school selfie

I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236812)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Zippy Fuchsia Clown State

he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead

i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236821)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Hateful school selfie

it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236827)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Zippy Fuchsia Clown State

(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236833)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: deranged maniacal messiness

They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236831)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Zippy Fuchsia Clown State

biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236834)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Casino

Also $10M during VP don't forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237435)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Citrine Voyeur

He's old money and knows the ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237574)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Church

> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237805)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Zippy Fuchsia Clown State

this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236825)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: galvanic cyan feces roommate

"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236860)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: flesh abode

Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237386)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: frozen slap-happy address

This post is a little funny but not that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237427)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: flesh abode

Key point is that its "a little funny"

Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237727)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Free-loading Casino

Farm Animals: "nffi"

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Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237432)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: galvanic cyan feces roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237736)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: snowy volcanic crater

I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.

Goddamn you people are dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237471)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Floppy Henna House

Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238606)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Orange Property Patrolman

This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237739)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: arrogant curious jap masturbator

I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237971)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Free-loading Casino

It's not FOR you, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238653)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: vibrant giraffe meetinghouse

The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Floppy Henna House

We do not deserve this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Useless Community Account Gay Wizard

this is extremely unfunny.

if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238558)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: frozen slap-happy address

Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: vigorous hell

libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238573)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Useless Community Account Gay Wizard

it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?

this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238590)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: tantric blood rage party of the first part

actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238611)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Useless Community Account Gay Wizard

wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238622)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed site stain

It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238662)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Useless Community Account Gay Wizard

yea and he zings the fuck out of people.

this newsom shit is embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239116)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: vigorous hell

he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239791)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: mewling massive really tough guy main people

Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239301)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier

To be fair,

Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239307)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Coral self-absorbed famous landscape painting theater stage

Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239324)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier

To be fair,

"Hashtag, Resist!!!"

LJL brother LJL.

The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239711)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: snowy volcanic crater

Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239365)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Useless Community Account Gay Wizard

bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239374)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Heady Geriatric Sound Barrier

To be fair,

Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...

...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).

LJL, LJL.

Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239698)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy Henna House

(post mimicking 60iq proles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239394)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: startled karate reading party

Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239380)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed site stain

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239389)