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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Vigorous orchestra pit ceo | 04/24/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit ceo We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Flushed telephone institution My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Apoplectic Ladyboy buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: useless aromatic school I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Apoplectic Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: amethyst alpha factory reset button I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Flushed telephone institution That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: mentally impaired forum half-breed be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit ceo Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: amethyst alpha factory reset button When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Excitant bright preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: painfully honest area sneaky criminal Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: azure blood rage pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: GHOSTCHAD (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Swashbuckling set ratface He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: flirting center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: deep temple Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit ceo We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841560) |