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Electric legend
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
cowardly tanning salon crotch
  05/30/25
old age
diverse navy orchestra pit macaca
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
Electric legend
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
diverse navy orchestra pit macaca
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
outnumbered very tactful location bbw
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
swashbuckling space
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
Electric legend
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
Thriller unholy whorehouse
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
Electric legend
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
Thriller unholy whorehouse
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
disturbing curious jap new version
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
Electric legend
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
cowardly tanning salon crotch
  05/30/25
Tp
lascivious pisswyrm senate
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
Titillating trust fund
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Multi-colored home national security agency
  05/30/25
ran here
razzle-dazzle therapy
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
tan gas station coldplay fan
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
Pearl Know-it-all Ladyboy
  05/30/25
just jump.
Crimson Spectacular Stain People Who Are Hurt
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
Overrated stirring roast beef
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Magenta garrison
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
vivacious walnut codepig
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
Thriller unholy whorehouse
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
hot galvanic locus
  05/30/25
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Thriller unholy whorehouse
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
Thriller unholy whorehouse
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
lascivious pisswyrm senate
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
Cerebral House Multi-billionaire
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
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  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Electric legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: cowardly tanning salon crotch

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: diverse navy orchestra pit macaca

old age

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Electric legend

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: diverse navy orchestra pit macaca

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: outnumbered very tactful location bbw

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Electric legend

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller unholy whorehouse

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Electric legend

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Thriller unholy whorehouse

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: disturbing curious jap new version

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Electric legend

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: cowardly tanning salon crotch

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm senate

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored home national security agency

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle therapy

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: tan gas station coldplay fan

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Pearl Know-it-all Ladyboy

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Crimson Spectacular Stain People Who Are Hurt

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Overrated stirring roast beef

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Magenta garrison

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: vivacious walnut codepig

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Thriller unholy whorehouse

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: hot galvanic locus

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Thriller unholy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Thriller unholy whorehouse

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm senate

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: Cerebral House Multi-billionaire

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: aromatic ocher casino

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975842)