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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
sepia lay haunted graveyard
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Transparent razzle philosopher-king
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Bronze Exhilarant Crotch
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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mauve bat-shit-crazy really tough guy theatre
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Bateful know-it-all den
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
sick place of business abode
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Bateful know-it-all den
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splenetic private investor halford
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umber irradiated crackhouse
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
jet round eye
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Arousing menage
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
provocative skinny woman temple
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Arousing menage
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Tan stead old irish cottage
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Nighttime violent blood rage
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Adulterous spot
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Supple Azure Pocket Flask
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
low-t location factory reset button
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
exciting center
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cordovan crawly sex offender
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mauve bat-shit-crazy really tough guy theatre
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Yapping Sandwich Immigrant
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
umber irradiated crackhouse
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: sepia lay haunted graveyard

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Transparent razzle philosopher-king

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Bronze Exhilarant Crotch

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Transparent razzle philosopher-king

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy really tough guy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Bateful know-it-all den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: sick place of business abode

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Bateful know-it-all den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: splenetic private investor halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: umber irradiated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: jet round eye

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Arousing menage

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman temple

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Arousing menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Zippy walnut home wrinkle

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Bright locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vivacious Affirmative Action Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Rose Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cordovan crawly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed light alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cordovan crawly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Tan stead old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Nighttime violent blood rage

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Adulterous spot

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Supple Azure Pocket Flask

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: low-t location factory reset button

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: exciting center

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cordovan crawly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy really tough guy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Yapping Sandwich Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: umber irradiated crackhouse

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057026)