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Help me understand marrying Lauren Sanchez

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not ...
Deranged Water Buffalo National
  07/01/25
that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so cle...
Wine Histrionic Faggotry Garrison
  07/01/25
ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comme...
Deranged Water Buffalo National
  07/01/25
Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just ...
Rose multi-colored cuckold area
  07/01/25
she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive...
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i w...
comical locale immigrant
  07/01/25
She actually looks better than before, she did get some of i...
dashing rebellious theater feces
  07/01/25
she looked worse? LMAO
comical locale immigrant
  07/01/25
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dashing rebellious theater feces
  07/01/25
She put his money where her mouth is
lemon at-the-ready digit ratio senate
  07/01/25
no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart i...
Insecure philosopher-king
  07/01/25
He can put it anywhere he wants
cracking embarrassed to the bone factory reset button property
  07/01/25
she makes him feel alive hth
appetizing famous landscape painting gunner
  07/01/25
Shes fun to be around.
Transparent stirring goal in life preventive strike
  07/01/25
lol, good one
narrow-minded aqua address deer antler
  07/01/25
She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husban...
lemon at-the-ready digit ratio senate
  07/01/25
I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are bo...
galvanic degenerate travel guidebook
  07/01/25
agreed, gotta be
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."
big multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Sometimes two people are just soul mates.
purple market boistinker
  07/01/25
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irradiated gaming laptop
  07/01/25
check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married...
Deranged Water Buffalo National
  07/01/25
That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HT...
big multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat...
Rose multi-colored cuckold area
  07/01/25
I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, ...
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped...
Adventurous judgmental native halford
  07/01/25
sex with men
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler
magenta crackhouse
  07/01/25
you have to understand that almost every relationship sought...
laughsome striped hyena roommate
  07/01/25
tp.
mildly autistic circlehead
  07/01/25
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laughsome striped hyena roommate
  07/01/25
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cracking embarrassed to the bone factory reset button property
  07/01/25
have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip i...
Bull Headed Sanctuary Keepsake Machete
  07/01/25
i'm gay
mildly autistic circlehead
  07/01/25
180
laughsome striped hyena roommate
  07/01/25
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mildly autistic circlehead
  07/01/25
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Claret beady-eyed space
  07/02/25
I think Bezos might be too.
disturbing demanding karate
  07/02/25
bezos is just livin la vida loca
Adventurous judgmental native halford
  07/01/25
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topaz people who are hurt
  07/01/25
I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff ...
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfuck...
galvanic degenerate travel guidebook
  07/01/25
totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes
wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, no...
galvanic degenerate travel guidebook
  07/01/25
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wonderful macaca
  07/01/25
also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmett...
Deranged Water Buffalo National
  07/02/25
Yes. This is not complicated at any level
zombie-like stubborn juggernaut generalized bond
  07/02/25
zuck got jacked too, from mma
Claret beady-eyed space
  07/02/25


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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Deranged Water Buffalo National

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not know she spent the 00s and 10s coupled with quasi-famous black guys, and has been married like 5 times.

Her D-list Kardashian (lmao, Im using Kardashian as A-list comparison, what has happened to celebrity) past, her undeniable "trashiness", and her jaw-dropping plastic surgery, which is not just bad in quality, but itself *meant* to communicate sluttiness, trashiness, literal vulgarity....

I don't get it at all.

Things I know and presume about Jeff: he's one of the richest men, both in purchasing power and soft power, ever to live. He's extremely high IQ, combined with being a genius problem-solver and systematic thinker. He arguably built one of the greatest, or the greatest, systems in the history of the world. I was going to write capitalist systems, but really his system is bigger and more historic than capitalism. It's one of humanity's achievements that he built a trade network that can get anything anywhere, efficiently and quickly. Perhaps in the same league as NASA getting to the moon. The guy is an historical giant.

He's also a natural-born nerd and a dork - two separate things and he is both. Must be enormous depths of insecurity and resentment from growing up as such.

Add to the mix that he, unlike Musk or Zuck or Gates or nearly any of his peers, got muscular and jacked.

And of course, keep in mind that he underwent divorce from a thin, smart, ugly-in-a-white-way shitlib shrew, and perhaps the divorce was traumatic.

Tallying all of the above, I still struggle to understand how he decided to MARRY this Sanchez person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063640)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Wine Histrionic Faggotry Garrison

that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so clearly there's some X factor she has. i think it's probably a combination of 1) she knows how to be super seductive (despite looking like steven tyler), 2) she is truly a 10 when it comes to sex and tolerates all sorts of kinks 3) she's probably surprisingly intelligent

she figures out what these rich guys are missing and she puts it on a platter for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063649)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Deranged Water Buffalo National

ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comments, but I do not compute.

First I doubt a guy of Bezos's age and temperament really is that driven by sex, much less weirdo acrobatic sex.

Second how many pages of the Kama Sutra are there? Okay, now I will stick my dick in your bloodhole while balancing on my head... and while you call me The Fat White Czar and act like a turtle.

Guy could have any woman do any thing that is doable.

To your larger point, I agree. She must have some X factor. Im dying to understand how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063670)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored cuckold area

Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just "oh she does freaky sex shit".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063834)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive and *something alive* in a way most women are not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064620)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: comical locale immigrant

midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i wonder if he can get all that shit undone. her mouth looks terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063650)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: dashing rebellious theater feces

She actually looks better than before, she did get some of it undone or redone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063658)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: comical locale immigrant

she looked worse? LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063741)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: dashing rebellious theater feces



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: lemon at-the-ready digit ratio senate

She put his money where her mouth is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063752)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Insecure philosopher-king

no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart is being able to say no to situations like this imo. there is something seriously lacking up there to compensate for the excess Engineering Compute in his brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063710)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone factory reset button property

He can put it anywhere he wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: appetizing famous landscape painting gunner

she makes him feel alive hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063720)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Transparent stirring goal in life preventive strike

Shes fun to be around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063754)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded aqua address deer antler

lol, good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063825)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: lemon at-the-ready digit ratio senate

She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husband was a big time Hollywood agent and she is very connected with celebs. He wants that for some reason. I remember how he moved his base to LA several years back ostensibly because he was involved in expanding Amazon Video original movie production... they were trying to compete with Netflix was the story, but I think deep down it was an excuse and he simply has the American fame bug, he just wants to be famous and around famous people. It's why his wedding was crawling with celebs rather than the usual friends, family and business associates. She achieves that for him and she won't leave him like a younger starlet would. He's a dealmaker and he probably calculates this is a good deal. And maybe she lets him bang the young whores on the side as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063767)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate travel guidebook

I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are born with a deeply seeded need for validation and consider Hollywood celebrities to be at the absolute pinnacle of cool. Why people care what hot, dumb actors think is beyond me. I've never cared. But lots of people do. Even people with astronomical wealth. They still look to George Clooney as their Leader. There is something about being the cool kid and being accepted into the cabal of elite fame that is deeply seductive, and Alive Girl got him into that world. The celebs who showed up at their wedding are among the most famous people in the universe. And for whatever reason, Low Self Esteem Loser Jeff thinks that's unbelievably cool. He loves the attention. He feels like he's part of the club. Hey Jeff, it's your buddy Leo. It's Oprah, it's Tom Brady. Hey, you're a really cool guy. He is on cloud 9 getting validation from the jocks and preps and chads who would have never hung out with him in high school. It's got to be a huge rush for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063820)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

agreed, gotta be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064622)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire

"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063810)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: purple market boistinker

Sometimes two people are just soul mates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063884)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: irradiated gaming laptop



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Deranged Water Buffalo National

check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married.

Help me understand how Bezos looks at this and computes that he "won" this exchange

https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/d8/images/canvas/2025/01/03/5fdc1ffe-48dd-495a-b8ec-5aa3ff4bf513_debc33e3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063917)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire

That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063922)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored cuckold area

that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063927)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, who I just looked up and is Pia, is gorgeous. Totally agreed that Iowa born Patrick Whitesell has something off about him, just looks like he's into something weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064629)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Adventurous judgmental native halford

gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped to come up from humble iowa cornfield begginings and make it as an agent. any theories as to how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064791)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

sex with men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49065114)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: magenta crackhouse

she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063919)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: laughsome striped hyena roommate

you have to understand that almost every relationship sought after for every post-divorcee is that anyone, just literally anyone that is either simply the absolute, terminal polar opposite of the previous partner’s “attributes;” to "get back at them" or yet another path of least possible resistance esp. after the irrevocably Ruinous outcome of a non-prenuped F500 tabloid divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063942)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064501)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: laughsome striped hyena roommate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone factory reset button property



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Bull Headed Sanctuary Keepsake Machete

have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip injections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49063965)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064027)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome striped hyena roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064046)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Claret beady-eyed space



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: disturbing demanding karate

I think Bezos might be too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49065218)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Adventurous judgmental native halford

bezos is just livin la vida loca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064633)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: topaz people who are hurt



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff is obviously a workaholic nerd. Great at thinking and analysis. Probably also great at delayed gratification. I had a girlfriend once who was the most genuinely cheerful and happy person I ever knew. She thought about what would be fun for us to do, and facilitated it. She wasn't neurotic. She knew how to have a good time. It seems possible that Jeff never had this before? And then he got it. Someone who gets him to stop and smell the roses. Someone who figures out what he likes and makes his day better. Maybe you guys will say oh he could've gotten that with a young model and it's like, maybe? But his ex-wife always looked joyless in photos. And there're a lot of women who are frankly frustrating to spend time with. I think the "alive girl" texts support something like this, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064716)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate travel guidebook

it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfucking. it's her waking up and being cheerful and filling his schedule for him but all the social events are with people like Jimmy Kimmel. It's like, oh you know what would be fun today? Baking pizza's at Kimmel's house! So yes you're right but there's also a hyper fixation on stardom and being around other famous people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064738)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064780)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate travel guidebook

I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, nor the brightest, nor the most engaging, nor the most intense romantic spark I've experienced. But she was really effing positive and upbeat, and she was in love with me for several years. It's hard to say no or turn down someone with relentless positivity who is willing to fight for you. And so I stayed in an unhappy relationship for a long time because she made everything so easy. And that's without introducing me to every A list celebrity in the world. And yeah, I think Jeff gets a real bang from having famous friends.

It's safe to say Jeff has never called anyone I know and asked to hang out with them. He loves exclusivity. I've met people who've hung out with Elon. Elon can get down with regular people. Jeff hates the stench of the poors, it's really obvious. But if you with an Oscar you'll probably run into Jeff and Lauren. They'll call you over to their table one night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49064790)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: wonderful macaca



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Deranged Water Buffalo National

also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmetto HS.

What do we covet, Clarise?

In the nadir of his loserdom, Bezos was surrounded by sexually active cinnamon colored cuban girls whom he could not touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49065800)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: zombie-like stubborn juggernaut generalized bond

Yes. This is not complicated at any level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49065820)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Claret beady-eyed space

zuck got jacked too, from mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2:#49065818)