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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Insanely creepy private investor
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
motley disturbing candlestick maker
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Fiercely-loyal 180 gay wizard
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Excitant spruce range
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
motley disturbing candlestick maker
  11/12/24
wow!
Aphrodisiac Heaven
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
aromatic menage french chef
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
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floppy bistre ratface
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Slap-happy gas station
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
motley disturbing candlestick maker
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Frisky bbw
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
splenetic point
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Fiercely-loyal 180 gay wizard
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Amber Brethren Factory Reset Button
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
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Aphrodisiac Heaven
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
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Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
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  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
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  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Appetizing feces crackhouse
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
motley disturbing candlestick maker
  06/08/25
Damning.
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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy private investor

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: motley disturbing candlestick maker

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal 180 gay wizard

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Excitant spruce range

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: motley disturbing candlestick maker

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: aromatic menage french chef

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored mahogany mediation

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: motley disturbing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Excitant spruce range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Thriller geriatric parlour boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Appetizing feces crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Passionate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Dead home rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: floppy bistre ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: motley disturbing candlestick maker

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Frisky bbw

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: splenetic point

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal 180 gay wizard

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Flesh talented preventive strike

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Passionate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Dead home rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Vibrant seedy locale

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: mewling domesticated deer antler digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Amber Brethren Factory Reset Button

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: saffron electric furnace

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Appetizing feces crackhouse

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained dingle berry karate

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Appetizing feces crackhouse

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: motley disturbing candlestick maker

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Orange travel guidebook sex offender

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2:#48996493)