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Why is ORD so shitty?

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
worst dining options by far of any major airport
Ruddy Elite Abode
  06/17/25
They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to...
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish
Ruddy Elite Abode
  06/17/25
Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fres...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of thes...
Buck-toothed vengeful scourge upon the earth
  06/17/25
teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf
Ruddy Elite Abode
  06/17/25
Tortas Frontera is the only option.
Razzle-dazzle Flickering Pit
  06/17/25
its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos
Ruddy Elite Abode
  06/17/25
true, but what's the best alternative?
Razzle-dazzle Flickering Pit
  06/17/25
WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award? The ...
fiercely-loyal garnet masturbator
  06/17/25
the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a g...
Ruddy Elite Abode
  06/17/25
ord polaris lounge is the tits
Purple Boyish Whorehouse Legend
  06/17/25
Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting fli...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hou...
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
Twist: so was your arrival
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Touche
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fat...
Alcoholic Lascivious Wrinkle
  06/17/25
United reserves the right to use random combinations of term...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
ghastly airport
sinister friendly grandma
  06/17/25
Unfortunately, this is soo cr.
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
If you're flying United you should always look for connectio...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucki...
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flyin...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place...
insanely creepy sapphire home mad-dog skullcap
  06/18/25
The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so n...
Floppy hyperventilating partner
  06/17/25
cr, ship this azn back to Busan
Alcoholic Lascivious Wrinkle
  06/17/25
My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think fo...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about...
passionate hideous half-breed
  06/17/25
Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to Lond...
multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena
  06/17/25
Europe...London pick one
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no sep...
fiercely-loyal garnet masturbator
  06/17/25
flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to ...
Buck-toothed vengeful scourge upon the earth
  06/17/25
Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
Plaza? Nobody stays there
big painfully honest dilemma travel guidebook
  06/17/25
Because it’s run by the city of Chicago I’m ...
Aphrodisiac tanning salon generalized bond
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls ...
Magenta Swollen Parlour
  06/17/25
But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for...
Charismatic chrome codepig
  06/17/25
ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in...
Magenta Swollen Parlour
  06/17/25
O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 196...
Shivering Bat-shit-crazy Market
  06/17/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026276)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Ruddy Elite Abode

worst dining options by far of any major airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026293)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to sit down in while you await the cascade of delay and then apology messages from your “legacy” carrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026299)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Ruddy Elite Abode

the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026308)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fresh fish? Off the planes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026334)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful scourge upon the earth

Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of these random seats and charge your devices while posting racist shit on XO with your back towards everyone so they can see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026903)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Elite Abode

teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026968)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flickering Pit

Tortas Frontera is the only option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026383)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Ruddy Elite Abode

its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026524)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flickering Pit

true, but what's the best alternative?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026552)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet masturbator

WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award?

The cubs themed bar in the FGH connector isn't bad either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026592)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Ruddy Elite Abode

the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a gay corner of the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026971)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Purple Boyish Whorehouse Legend

ord polaris lounge is the tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026323)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting flight on the same airline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026326)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026339)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

Twist: so was your arrival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026375)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

Touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026395)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lascivious Wrinkle

was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fatso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026348)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

United reserves the right to use random combinations of terminals at that airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026386)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sinister friendly grandma

ghastly airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026385)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

Unfortunately, this is soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026391)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

If you're flying United you should always look for connections in Denver, followed by Detroit. The only problem with Detroit is that if you're stuck overnight, the hotel shuttles take 90 minutes to get to the hotels. It's worse than the drive out to Heathrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026396)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucking Denver from NY. Honestly I don’t know why I’m now stuck at ORD when I’m just trying to get back to NJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026398)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flying between the east and west coasts but you do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026400)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire home mad-dog skullcap

Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place, much less connecting in ORD in the process? Even if you are coming from Buffalo or something, by the time you connect in ORD, wouldn't driving (or even Amtrak) be faster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49027033)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Floppy hyperventilating partner

The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so not a good place to connect on United 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026405)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lascivious Wrinkle

cr, ship this azn back to Busan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026459)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think for United I would do Denver or SF/Houston or direct flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026521)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: passionate hideous half-breed

maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about lounges etc. but never have i felt compelled to call a major US airport either wonderful or horrendous except during major construction. they are all unremarkable and pretty poor by international standards but generally serviceable. i'm not expecting the plaza hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026409)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise alpha striped hyena

Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to London Stansted? Holy fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026420)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

Europe...London pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026526)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet masturbator

Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no separation between priority and regular security when I went so I just took the priority line up to the metal detectors then cut in line and pissed off a bunch of butch dykes who complained in broken English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026597)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful scourge upon the earth

flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to form a proper line. Just a bunch of brown third worlders mobbing the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026897)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way to Budapest, which has some tight security jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026973)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: big painfully honest dilemma travel guidebook

Plaza? Nobody stays there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026958)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon generalized bond

Because it’s run by the city of Chicago

I’m surprised they haven’t put a toll on the moving walkway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026964)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Magenta Swollen Parlour

What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls in the city aside from the skyway going to Indiana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026975)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026985)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome codepig

What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for 50ft and are under repair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026979)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Magenta Swollen Parlour

ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in the early 90s when Home Alone 2 filmed there. The blue line is pretty great and easy to use to get into the city but that's the only nice thing the airport has going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49026978)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Shivering Bat-shit-crazy Market

O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 1964. In 1967 I got stranded there for 3 days courtesy of the big Chicago blizzard. They ran out of booze and low on food. But I was young and it was all an exciting adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2:#49027030)