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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
honey-headed church
  06/30/25
wow lol
Big public bath
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling disturbing temple persian
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Big public bath
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
honey-headed church
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Laughsome walnut national
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
honey-headed church
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
impertinent filthy cruise ship affirmative action
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
excitant lettuce plaza
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Big public bath
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
razzle-dazzle personal credit line
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
honey-headed church
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
excitant lettuce plaza
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
vigorous multi-billionaire police squad
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Big public bath
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
honey-headed church
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
wild stock car
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Autistic Wonderful Black Woman
  06/30/25
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hateful striped hyena
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Cruel-hearted infuriating sandwich
  06/30/25
...
honey-headed church
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Contagious messiness
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Bat-shit-crazy Lake Cuckold Piazza
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
spruce stage
  06/30/25
...
razzle-dazzle personal credit line
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
vigorous multi-billionaire police squad
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Ocher chad step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy Lake Cuckold Piazza
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Glassy Lay Internal Respiration
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
ebony frum nowag
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Rambunctious Karate
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
cracking big-titted dragon point
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
stimulating underhanded becky
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
talented principal's office
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: honey-headed church

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Big public bath

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling disturbing temple persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Big public bath

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: honey-headed church

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Laughsome walnut national

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: honey-headed church

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: impertinent filthy cruise ship affirmative action

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: excitant lettuce plaza

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Big public bath

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: honey-headed church

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: excitant lettuce plaza

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire police squad

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Big public bath

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: honey-headed church

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: wild stock car

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Autistic Wonderful Black Woman

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted infuriating sandwich

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: honey-headed church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious messiness

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Lake Cuckold Piazza

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: spruce stage

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire police squad

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Ocher chad step-uncle's house

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Lake Cuckold Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Glassy Lay Internal Respiration

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ebony frum nowag

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Rambunctious Karate

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: cracking big-titted dragon point

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: stimulating underhanded becky

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: talented principal's office

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)