How did whokebe blow up in 2004?
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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: sable university
I was posting back in '04 and remember his first threads.
Whiny, clueless, sensitive, nothing special. I took a break for 6 - 10 months, came back and suddenly whok had a cult following.
What the hell happened in between?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312554) |
Date: September 29th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: cerebral haunted graveyard
"Whiny, clueless, sensitive, nothing special"
so nothing changed about whokebe
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312560) |
Date: September 29th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Irradiated coral locus
Long time lurker here:
Whok contributed a lot, like getting us all to spell dude as dood. This faded, but you can still see remnants of this in the moniker of an all time legend: Michael Doodikoff
He was probably the first to be cosmically sexualized here with the jinx stuff
His unbridled arrogance coupled with crippling low exam scores was highly appreciated at a time when people were earnestly applying to hls and led to a further mythology of this character
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: sable university
This was whok's legacy pre-2014 (before he became a martyr to endless sexual humiliation):
https://www.reddit.com/r/whokebe/
Current (last decade) legacy? Lmao. Search "mr.jinx"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313855) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 10:51 AM Author: charismatic violent lowlife fan stage
Fucking bingo!
The parallels between whok and Jesus are uncanny. Jesus came off as arrogant when he defied the establishment; whok showed the same arrogance when he laughed off exam scores.
Jesus was royally pwned. Seized, flogged, abandoned, left for dead. Only then did his mythology begin. Otherwise, he would've been forgotten like every other run-of-the-mill preacher throughout history.
whok followed the same path: preached like an autoadmit ("the chosen one"), got rejected/failed at everything, fled to the most remote continent, and whatever he "accomplished" there remains dubious at best.
Both became legends because they felt invincible, yet in the end, both fatally self-pwned.
That sense of invincibility is what garners followers.
Maybe the real whokebe stopped poasting a decade ago. Maybe a fake whok's been posting ever since. Either way, the legend survives after 20+ years, even if forever tainted by his own jinx fantasy turned back on him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49317136)
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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: sable university
whok's disciples wrote these types of gospels back in the 2004-2010 era:
Date: June 20th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: rebellious forum
deconstructing whokebe
It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "Whokebe," pronounced in the mind, or aloud, is reminiscent of "who can he be?" This question, however, is blurred and distorted into the tribal utterance, "Whokebe," and one can image this ultimate question being chanted around the fires of our most ancient human ancestors. The effect of this figurative transformation is to brilliantly suggest that we are all Whokebe; we are all the answer to the question: "who can he be?" In this sense, Whokebe becomes an "everyman" voicing the universal concerns of all humanity about body image and the finance industry. More elusive, and perhaps more interesting, is the reality that, in the literal sense, Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278257)
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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: stubborn vibrant cuckold
To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent branch of contemporary whokebology, an examination of the whokebe chronology is required. Skeptics have cautioned against adding to the already saturated corpus of whokebe mythography. I maintain that a more thorough and conscientious scholarship can help us avoid the trap of devolving into whokebe hagiography, and indeed, will help us construct a wholly immanent whokebe. The disappearance of whokebe in 2006, through a theologic prism, would appear analogous to the ascent of Christ; and his occasional <sup, doods?> thereafter, renders all too easy a comparison with the descent of the Holy Spirit during Pentacost and subsequent religious revivals. Among the more mystically minded, there exists a sect fervent in its belief that the recent series of legal and extra-legal debacles faced by xoxo are in reality eschatological events and therefore augur the return of whokebe in whole and undisguised form. I would argue, however, that it is possible to conceptualize whokebe as the ground of being that pervades every xoxo post, that in fact the disappearance of whokebe is a theological slight of hand: whokebe has been with us all along.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278363)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313861)
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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:04 AM Author: paralegal whokebe
whokebe single-handedly invented n-threading. That was one of his biggest contributions to the board and one of the reasons he became a household name, along with his bizarre spellings.
No wonder the karma he got: endless sexual humiliation. I'd say poor whok, but he had it coming.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=992240&forum_id=2#11637212
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316738)
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