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How did whokebe blow up in 2004?

I was posting back in '04 and remember his first threads. ...
sable university
  09/29/25
"Whiny, clueless, sensitive, nothing special" s...
cerebral haunted graveyard
  09/29/25
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Slow Your Roll Homeboy Productions
  10/01/25
Nigger.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/01/25
Whok is a fat fuck with an alcoholic wife who fucks brown gu...
jade plaza mother
  09/29/25
Wow
Vibrant organic girlfriend
  09/29/25
petro
chrome deer antler
  09/29/25
Long time lurker here: Whok contributed a lot, like getting...
Irradiated coral locus
  09/29/25
isnt whok a New Guinean witch doctor now?
judgmental useless parlour
  09/29/25
The jinx sex saga didn’t start until 2014. whok alread...
maize hunting ground
  09/29/25
This was whok's legacy pre-2014 (before he became a martyr t...
sable university
  09/30/25
180 archive half the time I have to name a character in a...
Heady space
  09/30/25
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Vigorous factory reset button hell
  09/30/25
You are a 70 year old gay man.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/01/25
No he's a 45 year old gay asian get it right jfc
don diaper
  10/01/25
Fucking bingo! The parallels between whok and Jesus are u...
charismatic violent lowlife fan stage
  10/01/25
IOW, narcissists with schizophrenia will get cult followings...
'"'''"'"'
  10/01/25
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sable university
  09/30/25
whok's disciples wrote these types of gospels back in the 20...
sable university
  09/30/25
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Vigorous factory reset button hell
  09/30/25
short fat Azn with a sub-150 LSAT rejected from every medica...
Orange beady-eyed keepsake machete
  09/30/25
whok is tall and white and dunked on earl
dashing magical den becky
  09/30/25
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5255108&mc=3...
maize hunting ground
  09/30/25
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Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/01/25
kindness club
dashing magical den becky
  09/30/25
whok whok
milky philosopher-king station
  09/30/25
pronounced it “woke”-EE-bee a decade before the ...
diverse pearly puppy double fault
  09/30/25
Men At Work - Who Ke Be Now.mp3
dashing magical den becky
  09/30/25
whokebe single-handedly invented n-threading. That was one o...
paralegal whokebe
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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: sable university

I was posting back in '04 and remember his first threads.

Whiny, clueless, sensitive, nothing special. I took a break for 6 - 10 months, came back and suddenly whok had a cult following.

What the hell happened in between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312554)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard

"Whiny, clueless, sensitive, nothing special"

so nothing changed about whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312560)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: Slow Your Roll Homeboy Productions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316757)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316763)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: jade plaza mother

Whok is a fat fuck with an alcoholic wife who fucks brown guys in their marital bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312564)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Vibrant organic girlfriend

Wow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312622)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: chrome deer antler

petro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312566)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Irradiated coral locus

Long time lurker here:

Whok contributed a lot, like getting us all to spell dude as dood. This faded, but you can still see remnants of this in the moniker of an all time legend: Michael Doodikoff

He was probably the first to be cosmically sexualized here with the jinx stuff

His unbridled arrogance coupled with crippling low exam scores was highly appreciated at a time when people were earnestly applying to hls and led to a further mythology of this character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312586)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: judgmental useless parlour

isnt whok a New Guinean witch doctor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312684)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: maize hunting ground

The jinx sex saga didn’t start until 2014. whok already had a full decade of status as a reg thread character, and with the kindness club and famous threads like whokebe is a vapour trail in a deep blue sky, travel back to 1700s for the plot of robocop and double-teaming the big ole girl, he had a repertoire of xo literature written by followers. The jinx saga was the culmination of his rise to stardom, and sadly, also his downfall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49312738)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: sable university

This was whok's legacy pre-2014 (before he became a martyr to endless sexual humiliation):

https://www.reddit.com/r/whokebe/

Current (last decade) legacy? Lmao. Search "mr.jinx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313855)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Heady space

180 archive

half the time I have to name a character in a Game I choose "wheebok"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313866)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Vigorous factory reset button hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314482)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

You are a 70 year old gay man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316748)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: don diaper (🧐)

No he's a 45 year old gay asian get it right jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316816)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: charismatic violent lowlife fan stage

Fucking bingo!

The parallels between whok and Jesus are uncanny. Jesus came off as arrogant when he defied the establishment; whok showed the same arrogance when he laughed off exam scores.

Jesus was royally pwned. Seized, flogged, abandoned, left for dead. Only then did his mythology begin. Otherwise, he would've been forgotten like every other run-of-the-mill preacher throughout history.

whok followed the same path: preached like an autoadmit ("the chosen one"), got rejected/failed at everything, fled to the most remote continent, and whatever he "accomplished" there remains dubious at best.

Both became legends because they felt invincible, yet in the end, both fatally self-pwned.

That sense of invincibility is what garners followers.

Maybe the real whokebe stopped poasting a decade ago. Maybe a fake whok's been posting ever since. Either way, the legend survives after 20+ years, even if forever tainted by his own jinx fantasy turned back on him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49317136)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: '"'''"'"'

IOW, narcissists with schizophrenia will get cult followings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49317265)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: sable university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313841)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: sable university

whok's disciples wrote these types of gospels back in the 2004-2010 era:

Date: June 20th, 2007 2:18 PM

Author: rebellious forum

deconstructing whokebe

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "Whokebe," pronounced in the mind, or aloud, is reminiscent of "who can he be?" This question, however, is blurred and distorted into the tribal utterance, "Whokebe," and one can image this ultimate question being chanted around the fires of our most ancient human ancestors. The effect of this figurative transformation is to brilliantly suggest that we are all Whokebe; we are all the answer to the question: "who can he be?" In this sense, Whokebe becomes an "everyman" voicing the universal concerns of all humanity about body image and the finance industry. More elusive, and perhaps more interesting, is the reality that, in the literal sense, Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278257)

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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:50 PM

Author: stubborn vibrant cuckold

To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent branch of contemporary whokebology, an examination of the whokebe chronology is required. Skeptics have cautioned against adding to the already saturated corpus of whokebe mythography. I maintain that a more thorough and conscientious scholarship can help us avoid the trap of devolving into whokebe hagiography, and indeed, will help us construct a wholly immanent whokebe. The disappearance of whokebe in 2006, through a theologic prism, would appear analogous to the ascent of Christ; and his occasional <sup, doods?> thereafter, renders all too easy a comparison with the descent of the Holy Spirit during Pentacost and subsequent religious revivals. Among the more mystically minded, there exists a sect fervent in its belief that the recent series of legal and extra-legal debacles faced by xoxo are in reality eschatological events and therefore augur the return of whokebe in whole and undisguised form. I would argue, however, that it is possible to conceptualize whokebe as the ground of being that pervades every xoxo post, that in fact the disappearance of whokebe is a theological slight of hand: whokebe has been with us all along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278363)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313861)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Vigorous factory reset button hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314485)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Orange beady-eyed keepsake machete

short fat Azn with a sub-150 LSAT rejected from every medical school in the continental United States in a dead bedroom marriage halfway across the globe somehow praised as a combination of Dirk and Franzen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313862)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: dashing magical den becky

whok is tall and white and dunked on earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313865)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: maize hunting ground

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5255108&mc=38&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314461)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316749)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: dashing magical den becky

kindness club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49313863)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king station

whok whok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314016)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: diverse pearly puppy double fault

pronounced it “woke”-EE-bee a decade before the actual word woke came into use and now it has to be said as “who”-KEE-bee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314028)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: dashing magical den becky

Men At Work - Who Ke Be Now.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49314055)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 6:04 AM
Author: paralegal whokebe

whokebe single-handedly invented n-threading. That was one of his biggest contributions to the board and one of the reasons he became a household name, along with his bizarre spellings.

No wonder the karma he got: endless sexual humiliation. I'd say poor whok, but he had it coming.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=992240&forum_id=2#11637212



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781198&forum_id=2:#49316738)