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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Deranged National Azn
  11/29/25
Women are 180
federal potus
  11/29/25
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Pearl shrine laser beams
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federal potus
  11/29/25
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fishy factory reset button
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federal potus
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
excitant nofapping office clown
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Deranged National Azn
  11/29/25
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Pearl shrine laser beams
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
slippery center toilet seat
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Deranged National Azn
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
slippery center toilet seat
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
trip orchestra pit electric furnace
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Adventurous Keepsake Machete
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Ungodly hissy fit
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Deranged National Azn
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Chrome lascivious spot
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Insanely creepy location kitty cat
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Chrome lascivious spot
  11/29/25
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slippery center toilet seat
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
shimmering cerebral cuck trailer park
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
excitant nofapping office clown
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
indigo affirmative action
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
excitant nofapping office clown
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
talking razzle-dazzle selfie
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Deranged National Azn

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: federal potus

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Pearl shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: fishy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: excitant nofapping office clown

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Deranged National Azn

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Pearl shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: slippery center toilet seat

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Deranged National Azn

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: slippery center toilet seat

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: trip orchestra pit electric furnace

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Keepsake Machete

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Ungodly hissy fit

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Deranged National Azn

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Chrome lascivious spot

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy location kitty cat

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Chrome lascivious spot

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: slippery center toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: shimmering cerebral cuck trailer park

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: excitant nofapping office clown

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: indigo affirmative action

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: excitant nofapping office clown

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: talking razzle-dazzle selfie

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490766)