this young 20 yr old prole white trash kid came out for an estimate. he offered $175 for the job. we also have 3 small stumps that eventually we'd like to have ground, and in talking to him, he said his "business partner" has a stump grinder, and could take out each stump for $25 each.

wife and i discussed and figured we'd hire him for the job because of his ability to knock out both the original job and the stump grinding together. more efficient to pay people to do multiple jobs at once.

the next day, i texted him: "can you do the whole thing for $225 including [job #1] and the 3 stumps?" he replied "sounds good."

we scheduled for last thursday, and he couldnt come because he didnt have access to the stump gringer from "business partner." he then pushed it off to friday, and the same thing happened. then he pushed it off to monday.

he shows on monday on his bike, and i asked him about the stump grinder, and he said his "business partner" is coming over soon with it, and he'll be able to do everything today. so i said, fine go ahead and start.

so he texts us a few hours later that he's done, and we come out, and we're like, where's your stump grinder. and he's like, my "business partner" couldnt come over today. he says he can't get access to the stump grinder until thursday.

i said fine, all well and good. no problem, it's not a hurry, come back thursday. and he says fine, but i want to be paid $175 for job #1.

i said, no, we agreed to a package deal, $225 total for both jobs. you didn't finish the job. i said i got cheaper quotes than 175 (even one as low as $90) for job #1, but we hired you because you had a stump grinder and could efficiently do both jobs for a fair price. i said, you need to finish the job, and you'll get paid in full.

so we go back and forth. after a minute or so, i said, fine, we'll give you half ($112.50) in good faith that you'll come back on thursday to finish the job. i figure that's enough of a holdback to incentivize him to show up again.

so he starts arguing with wife and i, and it became clearer and clearer to us that he doesnt really have access to his "business partner"'s stump grinder and he had no intention of coming back thursday to finish the job.

he kept saying they're two separate jobs and he did the first job and the first job is 175. i said no, it wasn't 175. the only agreement was 225 for both jobs. there was no separate price for each job and i hired you on your ability to do both jobs.

i explained that i could have found someone to do job #1 for $90, and if i pay you $175 i'm not only overpaying you but i've wasted my time and now have to find someone to remove the stumps and i'm never gonna find someone to come out to do anything for $50, so you're not making me whole and making me worse off.

this goes on and on, and it becomes very clear it was a total lie that he was going to come back thursday. so i got fed up and said, fine, get out of here i was being fair by giving you half in good faith, you wasted our time arguing about this and it's clear you're not acting in good faith, i'm not giving you anything now. you're welcome to come back thursday and finish the job and you'll get paid.

so he gets maf and starts doing some zoomer shit trying to record us and wife and i said nothing on camera. he puts the camera down and starts ripping out our plants. i said you're destroying our property, you need to leave now and you're trespassing, i'm calling the cops. and i called the cops, and he hears me on the phone and he hightails it out of here.

cops show up and he's long gone.

haven heard from him since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48930401)

It's"with wife and me" not "with wife and I"

You do this in every poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48932773)

you would have been killed before age 20 if you lived even 150 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48930543)

i take it off only when negotiating / interviewing workmen. once they're hired, i leave it on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48930596)

If the deal was negotiated as a flat rate for a job that consisted of a handful of tasks, I don't have a problem with you saying that you'll pay when everything is finished.

Ultimately, you're not going to get the work for $0 if he doesn't grind the stumps, but that doesn't mean that you need to stick your neck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48931630)

that would have probably infuriated him quicker, but would have got to the bottom of the issue sooner. either way the police probably would have been called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48931661)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48931843)

1) 20 year old white trash prole kid: why are you considering some 20 year old white trash methamphetamine american? if you hired this guy to do you taxes you'd understand how you're responsible for them being fucked up, but you're not here?

2) "business partner": any excusable pollyanna naivete excuse you had before is now gone. now it's like buying a rolex off the street and been aghast it's fake. would you invest in benzo & partners fund?

3) negotiating down $25: lmfao

4) two missed appointments: has it not sunk in that this guy is not a lawn care professional with a business partner and is just a hapless retard yet?

5) shows up with bike: how about NOW?

6) with no stump gridner: even someone as sophistic as you dbg now has to know that he's not going to grind the stumps ever. this is like hiring a painter to paint your house blue, watch them start painting it yellow, and then after the job is done complain about the color.

7) "so i said fine go ahead and starT": "OY VEY GOY I TOOK HIM AT HIS WORD I'M NOT AT FAULT HERE LEGALLY!" are you retarded? again, it's like buying a fake rolex of a street corner. you can't be this retarded. "what did i do wrong?" how did you type that out? WHY ARE KIKES LIKE THIS?!

8) "sure come back thursday" (continued feigned ignorance): OY VEY!! god damn it's impossible to untangle that knot of your actual obliviousness and feigning it for advantage. SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

9) "finish the job and you'll get paid in full goy" you hired a person you knew would not be able to complete the contract so that you could kike him down on price, and if there was any doubt of this then...

10) "so we go back and forth. after a minute or so, i said, fine, we'll give you half ($112.50) in good faith that you'll come back on thursday to finish the job" SHUT THE FUCK UP DBG. you did *NOT* get reasonable quotes for $90, liar. you didn't hire this guy because of "package deal" that you paid more. you knew that you hired a fucking retarded meth addict that would not be able to complete the tool-required portion of the job specifically so you could kike him down in this way. this might have happened subconsciously. it is in your blood.

11) "he kept saying they're two separate jobs and he did the first job and the first job is 175" here's where this really becomes a four alarm kike sophistic disaster. it's like a kike holding up a check out line because they're explaining the terms and conditions of 25% gefilte fish to some retard prole cashier. WHY DO YOU DO THIS? why waste your time and energy? why waste his? again, this type of nonsense is truly in your blood, but what's maddening is how you rely on "yes but it IS the law goy!" for fucks sake.

12) "so he gets maf and starts doing some zoomer shit trying to record us and wife and i said nothing on camera" LMFAO at still relying on kike legalisms as if someday this video will be played in court. at this point any reasonable person would have worked away. you either say "take it or leave it, but if you don't leave i'm calling the cops" or just walk away without saying a word or if you're a prole goy yourself you could chimp out first. but instead you continue provoking this 85iq meth addict with 1L contract lectures when YOU KNOW, YOU FUCKING KNOW he's not hearing a word of it and you're just rationalizing it to yourself in the hopes that he eventually just gives up and takes your kiked out quantum meruit offer because he's tired of hearing you kvetching. but you continue poking the bear until...

13) "he puts the camera down and starts ripping out our plants. i said you're destroying our property" I'LL SUE YOU sniveled the rat-faced man. one day you're going to get stabbed in the face by a prole goy you pushed too far and will have no one to blame but yourself yet you'll still engage in this martyrdom. "what did i do wrong?!"

14) "i'm calling the cops. and i called the cops, and he hears me on the phone and he hightails it out of here." WOW DBG, YOU DIDN'T TOSS HIM THE $112.50 BEFORE? DAMN IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU INSTINCTUALLY LAID THIS PROLE GOY TRAP (although 100% legal goy hehe!) EXACTLY TO MANUFACTURE A SITUATION WHERE YOUR KVETCHING AT A FUCKING RETARD ALLOWS YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM ALL WHILE MAINTAINING YOUR OWN MORAL AND LEGAL SUPERIORITY! WOW!!!!!

15) overarching all of this your repeated insistence that you accepted this person's bundled over for convenience. again, i cannot how much you are lying to yourself or that this duplicitousness is so engrained in your DNA that you really cannot consciously understand what a fucking liar you are. no you didn't, you manufactured a scenario where you got a prole goy to do two hours of manual labor for you that seems to have taken far more than two hours of your own time along with public resources and putting you and your family all at risk all so you could save $90 on yardwork a 20 year old can do. of course you *could have* hired a reliable dude on nextdoor that probably would have charged you $150 or $300 included the stumps but that would break your kike heart. it's completely incompatible with your nature to pay a market rate for a job. instead, you go with the obviously shoddy meth addict at a discount and when the problem that you could see right from the get go-go manifests you act incredulous "who could have seen this coming" but make a "GOOD FAITH (HEHE!!)" offer and then what that doesn't work you spout legalisms at him until he goes into meth psychosis.

and what are we left with?

in an effort to "be efficient" you have now spent far more time and energy on this situation than it would have taken to just do yourself. but you are SPIRTUALLY FULFILLED because you were able to exploit a retarded goy while retaining a veneer of moral and legal righteousness. this is like watching a cat play with a dead mouse. you're sharpening your claws, perhaps completely subconsciously because of thousands of years of ancestral memories and intuition, because this is how you get by. it's so parasitic and the worst part for me is i have to sit here and read you poast "what did i do wrong?" without a hint of self-awareness. and when you do get stabbed in the face or kicked out or are just disliked by those around you you'll kvetch about "OY VEY SHELIA WHY ARE THEY SO ANTISEMETIC?" well i just told you exactly why. but you will not internalize it, next week you'll be poasting more ADVENTURES WITH DBG where you step on rakes and wonder why they keep bashing you in your gigantic nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48933112)

In any case, I hope this guy comes back tonight and tosses bleach all over your yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48932784)

Also, it’s unskilled yard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&forum_id=2:#48932883)