Author: Evan39 (Night Manager, Safeway Aurora Station | Syria Analyst, NYT Comments Section Tier III)

NYT Headline:

📰 “Syria Approaches Civil War—Again. Experts Warn It May Be Different This Time.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/world/middleeast/syria-rubio-warning-ears.html

Rubio appeared on CNN with what I can only describe as a haunted look and medically concerning ear geometry, announcing that Syria is “two weeks away” from epic civil war. Again.

I was eating a sandwich. Now I’m sweating through my $afeway polo.

They always say "two weeks."

COVID surge? Two weeks.

Banking collapse? Two weeks.

Mainlining's Mahchine™ rollout? Two weeks.

Friends, we are always "two weeks" from the end.

Two weeks from Damascus becoming Dubai.

Two weeks from goat rapists becoming start-up founders.

Two weeks from you logging in to find you are now Foreign Minister of Syria… by default.

Rubio doesn't understand. Assad isn't the threat.

Mainlining's Mahchine™ is.

And it already scanned you, Senator.

It flagged your browser history.

It knows you typed "What is Levant?" at 2:14 AM.

Everything is fine, Lil' Marco.

You have two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727887&forum_id=2:#48950036)

that's the thesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727887&forum_id=2:#48947967)

Author: fulano

He always looks like his ears are melting off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725279&forum_id=2#48932822)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727887&forum_id=2:#48948089)

The Mittani Empire, an ancient state that existed in northern Syria and southeastern Turkey around 3500 years ago, has intriguing connections to Vedic religion and Hinduism. Evidence suggests a possible Indo-Aryan presence in Mitanni, with rulers' names reflecting Sanskrit meanings and references to Rigvedic gods in treaties and other texts. The Mitanni language, Hurrian, also shows influences of Indo-Aryan, particularly in terms of vocabulary related to elite groups and military practices.

Here's a more detailed look at the connections:

Sanskrit-like names:

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Rulers like Sutarna I and Parattarana had names with Sanskrit meanings, indicating a possible connection to the Indo-Aryan language family.

References to Rigvedic gods:

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Treaties and other documents mention Rigvedic deities like Indra, Varuna, Agni, Mitra, and Nasatya, suggesting a shared belief system with the Vedic tradition.

Mitra worship:

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The Mitanni empire also shared the worship of Mitra, a significant figure in the Vedic pantheon, with the Hindu god Surya.

Hurrian language and vocabulary:

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The Hurrian language, spoken in Mitanni, contains some Indo-Aryan loanwords, particularly among the elite and in terms related to the military and horse-breeding.

Similarities in ritual practices:

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The Mitanni shared some ritual practices with the Vedic tradition, such as the use of horses and chariots in sacred ceremonies.

Possible Indo-Aryan migration:

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It's theorized that Indo-Aryan peoples migrated to Upper Mesopotamia and northern Syria, establishing the kingdom of Mitanni.

These connections suggest a possible influence of Indo-Aryan culture and religion on the Mitanni Empire, potentially through migration or trade interactions. The Mitanni Empire provides a glimpse into the early interactions and potential spread of Indo-Aryan culture and religion beyond the Indian subcontinent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727887&forum_id=2:#48949807)