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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?
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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Curious locus In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171807) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: boyish den pistol candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173704) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: boyish den pistol See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49180447) |
Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Stirring Spot Boltzmann CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171809) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Exhilarant glassy becky cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171892) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Curious locus Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171906) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Exhilarant glassy becky I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171913) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Curious locus The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171922) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Alcoholic contagious base bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175053) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: aromatic fishy coffee pot Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?
My answer is the same either way just want to be clear |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Curious locus In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171931) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Fantasy-prone nubile tanning salon BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171945) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Curious locus Lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171950) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: mentally impaired theater stage travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171952) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Charismatic topaz trailer park Suicide with a high caliber weapon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172055) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Curious locus Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172127) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Charismatic topaz trailer park Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172154) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: fiercely-loyal arrogant ceo community account A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49174704) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: navy lascivious faggotry lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF
hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Exhilarant glassy becky It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172244) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: navy lascivious faggotry he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172315) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: carmine quadroon blood rage CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism. I’d take CSLG any day of the week. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM Author: startled orchid fanboi hall I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172325) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Curious locus That's what makes you Candy Ride tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173586) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: boyish den pistol CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173702) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Poppy theatre scourge upon the earth i'd probably pick RSF.
80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM Author: fiercely-loyal arrogant ceo community account The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173601) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Curious locus Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173603) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: fiercely-loyal arrogant ceo community account “Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.
“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.
“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.
“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken. |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Curious locus This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173699) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM Author: Poppy theatre scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173711) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Fantasy-prone nubile tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175066) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Rambunctious vigorous coldplay fan abode one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175043) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Curious locus What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175067) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Alcoholic contagious base RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175047) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Curious locus What measures would you suggest to achieve this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175069) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Alcoholic contagious base more philanthropy and less hedonism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175151) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Curious locus The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175157) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: internet-worthy floppy theater goyim so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175048) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Curious locus No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175070) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Exhilarant glassy becky If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175078) |