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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Mauve friendly grandma locus
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Wonderful bawdyhouse
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Angry honey-headed range cuckoldry
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
electric flesh roast beef kitty
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Wine hairraiser principal's office
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Stimulating bistre double fault
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Stimulating bistre double fault
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Stimulating bistre double fault
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
carnelian chapel
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
Stimulating bistre double fault
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
Stimulating bistre double fault
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
Stimulating bistre double fault
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
brass scourge upon the earth heaven
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/05/25
another bad day this morning, fuck my ass
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/09/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/05/25
is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting ...
Sooty odious jap nowag
  08/09/25
i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/10/25
ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to re...
Sooty odious jap nowag
  08/12/25
Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder car...
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor
  08/12/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Mauve friendly grandma locus

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Wonderful bawdyhouse

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Angry honey-headed range cuckoldry

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: electric flesh roast beef kitty

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Sickened swashbuckling stage doctorate

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Wine hairraiser principal's office

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: carnelian chapel

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating bistre double fault

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: brass scourge upon the earth heaven

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160473)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

another bad day this morning, fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49169601)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160481)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Sooty odious jap nowag

is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49169605)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer / hoofer lite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49172802)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Sooty odious jap nowag

ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to replace the one i use when i carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49178652)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy library rigor

Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder carried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49179239)