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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
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  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
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  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Tan Stag Film Community Account
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
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  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
cocky fat ankles
  08/01/25
yes
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DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
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?
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  08/01/25
That's true, man.
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  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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Sick
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Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
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  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Big-titted plum legend
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
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She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
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  08/02/25
Hdy
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  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
amethyst rebellious theater jew
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Soul-stirring range gunner
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
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  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Ocher Histrionic Boistinker
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
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  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Green stage

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Impressive mahogany hissy fit hospital



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: appetizing parlour

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Big-titted plum legend

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Green stage



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Ape Bawdyhouse

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: nofapping comical bbw



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Walnut charismatic stage legal warrant

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio box office

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: cocky fat ankles

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio box office

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio box office

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: cocky fat ankles

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: nofapping comical bbw

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio box office



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: confused supple whorehouse wagecucks

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Flickering Gay Wizard



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio box office

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Big-titted plum legend

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: confused supple whorehouse wagecucks

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: amethyst rebellious theater jew

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring range gunner

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Boistinker

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Salmon travel guidebook newt

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Boistinker

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Curious nursing home windowlicker

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Boistinker

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Bull headed turdskin address

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Twisted learning disabled degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: fuchsia locale

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: At-the-ready stirring cruise ship tattoo



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Navy floppy roast beef knife

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Tan Stag Film Community Account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: cruel-hearted crimson resort crotch

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151922)