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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
nubile athletic conference toaster
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
fishy mind-boggling state idiot
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
zombie-like mauve location skinny woman
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker
  06/29/24
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spectacular cumskin
  06/29/24
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Heady Coldplay Fan Goyim
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nubile athletic conference toaster
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
spectacular cumskin
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
useless kitchen keepsake machete
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Beady-eyed business firm
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
spectacular cumskin
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Beady-eyed business firm
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
spectacular cumskin
  06/29/24
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Beady-eyed business firm
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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Bearded dog poop
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
useless kitchen keepsake machete
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
erotic provocative stage generalized bond
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Beady-eyed business firm
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
erotic provocative stage generalized bond
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Amber stage
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Heady Coldplay Fan Goyim
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
abusive flushed tattoo degenerate
  06/29/24
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up-to-no-good smoky locale crotch
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Obsidian site queen of the night
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Bisexual diverse office sandwich
  06/29/24
Jfc
geriatric useless brakes
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
aphrodisiac stock car theater
  06/29/24
she did it again
nubile athletic conference toaster
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
bipolar philosopher-king parlour
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Bearded dog poop
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
fishy mind-boggling state idiot
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: nubile athletic conference toaster

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: fishy mind-boggling state idiot

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: zombie-like mauve location skinny woman

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Thriller sanctuary candlestick maker

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: spectacular cumskin

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Goyim

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Massive Address

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Maroon Personal Credit Line Market



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stock car theater



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: nubile athletic conference toaster



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: spectacular cumskin

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: useless kitchen keepsake machete

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: spectacular cumskin

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: spectacular cumskin

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: razzle indecent love of her life kitty cat

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bearded dog poop



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: useless kitchen keepsake machete

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: erotic provocative stage generalized bond

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: erotic provocative stage generalized bond

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Amber stage

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Goyim

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: abusive flushed tattoo degenerate

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good smoky locale crotch



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Obsidian site queen of the night

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Bisexual diverse office sandwich

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: geriatric useless brakes

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stock car theater

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: nubile athletic conference toaster

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: bipolar philosopher-king parlour

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Bearded dog poop

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: fishy mind-boggling state idiot

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041232)