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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
transparent cruel-hearted whorehouse chad
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Sooty Ape Newt
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Supple institution messiness
  12/12/25
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aggressive nibblets police squad
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
infuriating bossy haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
easy
Smoky organic girlfriend gaming laptop
  12/12/25
lol ok man
aggressive nibblets police squad
  12/12/25
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electric house crotch
  12/12/25
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dead motley jewess tank
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Charcoal cerebral sanctuary
  12/12/25
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razzmatazz mustard boiling water
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Racy bearded temple volcanic crater
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Abusive Brass Center Generalized Bond
  12/12/25
...
Sooty Ape Newt
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
transparent cruel-hearted whorehouse chad
  12/12/25
...
Stubborn lascivious halford telephone
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
soul-stirring orange lodge clown
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
green tripping turdskin parlour
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Charcoal cerebral sanctuary
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Zombie-like Painfully Honest Roommate
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Provocative fiercely-loyal rehab
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Charcoal cerebral sanctuary
  12/12/25
tp.
Zombie-like Painfully Honest Roommate
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Hateful business firm famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Provocative fiercely-loyal rehab
  12/12/25
who is that
Hateful business firm famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
...
electric house crotch
  12/12/25
...
electric house crotch
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Concupiscible sadistic multi-billionaire address
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
sexy tattoo sex offender
  12/12/25
cr
aggressive nibblets police squad
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
infuriating bossy haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Crusty Chrome Brethren Kitchen
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Supple institution messiness
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Crusty Chrome Brethren Kitchen
  12/12/25
...
aggressive nibblets police squad
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
copper excitant hell
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Stimulating Library
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Flatulent pistol queen of the night
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: transparent cruel-hearted whorehouse chad

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Sooty Ape Newt

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Supple institution messiness

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: aggressive nibblets police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: infuriating bossy haunted graveyard

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Smoky organic girlfriend gaming laptop

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aggressive nibblets police squad

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: electric house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: dead motley jewess tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Charcoal cerebral sanctuary

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Racy bearded temple volcanic crater

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Abusive Brass Center Generalized Bond

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sooty Ape Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: transparent cruel-hearted whorehouse chad

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Stubborn lascivious halford telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring orange lodge clown

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: green tripping turdskin parlour

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Charcoal cerebral sanctuary

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like Painfully Honest Roommate

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal rehab

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Charcoal cerebral sanctuary

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like Painfully Honest Roommate

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Hateful business firm famous landscape painting

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal rehab

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Hateful business firm famous landscape painting

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: electric house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: electric house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible sadistic multi-billionaire address

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: sexy tattoo sex offender

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aggressive nibblets police squad

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: infuriating bossy haunted graveyard

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Crusty Chrome Brethren Kitchen

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Supple institution messiness

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Crusty Chrome Brethren Kitchen

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: aggressive nibblets police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: copper excitant hell

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Library

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Flatulent pistol queen of the night

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506164)