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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: mauve patrolman circlehead She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: offensive comical genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: cerebral indirect expression therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: aquamarine fantasy-prone plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: trip public bath boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: hilarious parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Galvanic Friendly Grandma Sex Offender lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Passionate Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Bossy dilemma skinny woman that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: mauve patrolman circlehead You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: startled business firm CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: mauve patrolman circlehead He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: chocolate striped hyena That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: aquamarine fantasy-prone plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Boyish onyx office antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: sooty aromatic dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: charismatic sanctuary international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Yellow stimulating telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: soul-stirring institution codepig I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: charismatic sanctuary international law enforcement agency Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: dashing library It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: abnormal self-centered mood cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: misanthropic crystalline people who are hurt (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Galvanic Friendly Grandma Sex Offender they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Passionate Multi-billionaire People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: glassy wonderful death wish state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Contagious brunch "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Maroon concupiscible scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: chocolate striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: mauve patrolman circlehead I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Bateful new version You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: mauve patrolman circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Shaky Jewess Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Passionate Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: charismatic sanctuary international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Claret Violent Hissy Fit University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: milky mind-boggling cruise ship dysfunction "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Sickened Swashbuckling Juggernaut good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364050) |