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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:56 AM Author: Olive Mexican and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The fasten seatbelt sign is going to remain on for the duration of the flight: things will get very bumpy if we're intercepted by a Kelthian fighter and forced to take evasive maneuvers. We also ask that phones, tablets, and other electronic devices remain off or in airplane mode for the duration of the flight: they can interfere with the electromagnetic countermeasures that United Airlines deploys against the antimatter torpedoes common in the Galactic Arch. Our flight path to uncharted space will be taking us within just a few light years of the Serpens Nebula, and passengers on the left side of the plane may experience near-lethal dosages of cosmic radiation. As you know, there are those within the United Earth bureaucracy and the upper ranks of our military who believe our mission today is foolish, or impossible. They do not deserve the medals on their chests, or the title of Supreme Strategix. A small crew with a sense of duty can accomplish anything. When I fought in the Second Eridani War, my unit held a small moon against a full frontal Ghalsent attack. Though outgunned and outnumbered, we knew that the success of the entire war effort rested on our ability to hold that moon. This sense of purpose greater than ourselves and our own insignificant lives let us do the difficult, the impossible. I vaporized my own best friend when he became host to an alien parasite: it was hard, but it was also easy because I knew the future was at stake. Today, you and your Charlotte-based flight crew have the highest purpose of all. Somebody must carry on the legacy of the greatbort. Somebody will. Whether it is us, or Flight 2365 to Cincinnati, remains to be seen: but since we have lost all contact with our Star Alliance partners, we must assume the duty is ours and ours alone.
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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:06 PM Author: Olive Mexican "flight attendants prepare for duty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461632) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: ivory razzle stead gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29476681) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 PM Author: Olive Mexican Sigh
This thread would have been more successful if I used paragraph breaks, but that'd be inauthentic |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: Disrespectful Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461925) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Bistre bat shit crazy kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461932) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Bistre bat shit crazy kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461934) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461964) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: floppy regret marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29461984) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: exciting idiotic address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462007) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462069) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Galvanic Cowardly Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462075) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462465) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: cheese-eating hell mental disorder COME BACK NEWMANN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462475) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: nudist office people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465604) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:49 PM Author: startling trailer park clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465610) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465642) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:48 PM Author: ivory razzle stead gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29476682) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:33 PM Author: lilac library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29462950) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 7:30 PM Author: clear foreskin base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29463738) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465516) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Lascivious sex offender new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465550) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: nudist office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465602) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Disturbing lettuce coldplay fan 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465612) |
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Date: December 28th, 2015 12:01 AM Author: dead plaza dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29465668) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29476423) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Cerebral shrine roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29476433) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:08 PM Author: Glassy crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29476470) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:39 PM Author: Olive Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#29488242) |
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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: nudist office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#37015871) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: Titillating private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#48960065) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: Glassy crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2:#48960070) |