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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tom...
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/18/25
are you fully sedated? are u scareed?
Motley massive abode
  03/18/25
yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk h...
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/18/25
They will, no bullshit, call the cops
Heady Set
  03/18/25
i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some wai...
Provocative Crawly Doctorate Dog Poop
  03/19/25
Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it&rsqu...
zombie-like jet home jewess
  12/09/25
try and report back
adulterous stead
  03/26/25
The laxatives part is the worst part You drink a gallon o...
Dead property
  03/18/25
It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's pr...
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  03/18/25
Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/18/25
Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positiv...
Lascivious double fault
  03/18/25
good question. "Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes re...
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/18/25
Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer...
Lascivious double fault
  03/18/25
HOWS THE SHITTING GOING? Please give play by play.
Heady Set
  03/18/25
It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the w...
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  03/19/25
Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.
Heady Set
  03/19/25
???
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  03/19/25
Within 10 min the lax made me queasy Within 15 minutes s...
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/19/25
I drink a gallon of that daily
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  03/19/25
The cure can be worse than the disease if they find somethin...
vengeful wild mother
  03/19/25
There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless i...
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  03/19/25
jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery
mint location prole
  03/21/25
sure about that hoss?
turquoise dashing karate space
  12/09/25
100%.
vengeful wild mother
  12/09/25
(dead luis)
brass aromatic center immigrant
  12/10/25
How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shit...
snowy marvelous brunch
  03/21/25
very clean apparently said cum back in 10 years
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  03/26/25
Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’...
green wagecucks
  03/21/25
Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 3...
Swashbuckling ceo
  03/26/25
is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't so...
diverse parlor son of senegal
  12/09/25
though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it i...
turquoise dashing karate space
  12/10/25
ty yeah that does seem like the medical consensus idk
diverse parlor son of senegal
  12/10/25
would HIGHLY recommend
Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire
  12/10/25
why
diverse parlor son of senegal
  12/10/25
The drugs can be really good. Propofol is just go to sleep, ...
Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive
  12/10/25
what in the hell did I just read?
self-centered rigpig state
  12/10/25
Poetry
brass aromatic center immigrant
  12/10/25
OldHLSDude is basically Walt Whitmam with a sense of humor.
self-centered rigpig state
  12/10/25
...
diverse parlor son of senegal
  12/11/25
...
iridescent stimulating meetinghouse mexican
  12/10/25
tyft. i guess i should be grateful that medical science has...
diverse parlor son of senegal
  12/11/25
Yes, I think colonoscopies are a good idea. There's a 5% li...
Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive
  12/11/25
The propofol they will give you will be the greatest sleep y...
cracking stubborn rehab twinkling uncleanness
  12/10/25
It's truly an amazing drug. Lights off/lights on. Refreshing...
Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive
  12/10/25
ljl at paying "doctors" for this process you can e...
Bipolar Lilac Cumskin Church
  12/11/25
...
Spectacular senate gaming laptop
  12/11/25
sounds wise
racy pearl famous landscape painting
  12/11/25


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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758038)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:04 AM
Author: Motley massive abode

are you fully sedated? are u scareed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758040)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk how they will stop me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758041)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Heady Set

They will, no bullshit, call the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758179)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Provocative Crawly Doctorate Dog Poop

i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some waiting area where they couldn't leave until someone came and signed them out.

i'm sure they can't legally hold you but you should probably just uber to avoid picking a fight over disregarding your own safety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761417)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: zombie-like jet home jewess

Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it’s not too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498406)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: adulterous stead

try and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48784208)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Dead property

The laxatives part is the worst part

You drink a gallon of this nasty stuff that makes you piss out of your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758181)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop

It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's probably the best day to have gay sex. Smooth shaved no poop left. Only bad part is you're partially sedated so can't feel it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758184)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758206)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lascivious double fault

Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positives that don't necessarily need treatment like breast cancer? I've heard that mammograms and ensuing treatments actually result in worse outcomes (or at least no better) than doing nothing because a lot of the cancer they find and treat does not really require treatment. Idk tho haven't done a deep dive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758195)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

good question.

"Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes result in false positives. A false positive occurs when the procedure identifies something as abnormal (such as a polyp or lesion) that turns out to be harmless upon further testing. Factors that may contribute to false positives include:

Inflammation or irritation: Conditions like colitis, hemorrhoids, or minor irritation can sometimes appear suspicious.

Residue in the colon: Inadequate bowel preparation can obscure the view, making normal tissue appear abnormal.

Biopsy interpretation: Occasionally, a benign growth may initially be misinterpreted as potentially cancerous.

While false positives are possible, colonoscopies remain one of the most effective tools for detecting colorectal cancer and other issues. Follow-up tests, such as biopsy analysis, typically clarify any uncertain findings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758211)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Lascivious double fault

Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer that doesn't actually need treatment. I'm not an expert, but this is the type of stuff I'm referring to:

https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2023/mammography-older-women-breast-cancer-overdiagnosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48758225)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Heady Set

HOWS THE SHITTING GOING?

Please give play by play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48759861)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop

It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the way to get fingerbanged senseless by an Indian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761410)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Heady Set

Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761416)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761462)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

Within 10 min the lax made me queasy

Within 15 minutes shitting Niagara Falls

About 30m later rounds 2 and 3, all yellow water gushing

1h later fine

You do two rounds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761485)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop

I drink a gallon of that daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761498)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: vengeful wild mother

The cure can be worse than the disease if they find something. I am opting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761528)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop

There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless in front of like 3 nurses. It's just a humiliation ritual and they put this on OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48761774)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: mint location prole

jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48768756)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise dashing karate space

sure about that hoss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498373)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: vengeful wild mother

100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498388)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: brass aromatic center immigrant

(dead luis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498719)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: snowy marvelous brunch

How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shitting blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48768582)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

very clean apparently

said cum back in 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48784194)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: green wagecucks

Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’s” advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48768640)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ceo

Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 38yo healthy white bros w no symptoms getting stage 4 ass cancer. "Doctors" have no idea what's causing it, and the flame recommended ages are still way too old. I'll be insisting my doctor dildo me later this year even though I'm not yet 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#48784310)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: diverse parlor son of senegal

is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't sound like much fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498376)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: turquoise dashing karate space

though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it is the only fully reliable way to detect this type of cancer which has very good prognosis if caught early and terrible prognosis if caught late. also any precancerous polyps are removed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498421)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: diverse parlor son of senegal

ty yeah that does seem like the medical consensus idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498749)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Vermilion adventurous multi-billionaire

would HIGHLY recommend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498714)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: diverse parlor son of senegal

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498750)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive

The drugs can be really good. Propofol is just go to sleep, but when they use a mix of benzos and fentanyl it's euphoric. Then you get to stay awake while very stoned and can see what your colon looks like on the TV monitor. Historical note: in the old days, before the flexible fiber optic thing was commonly used, they used a rigid sigmoidoscope. We used to call it "riding the silver stallion." They jammed this big thick shiny rigid thing about a foot up your ass with no anesthesia. It was like being done by Darnell while he is wearing an aluminum foil condom. The company I worked for at the time made everyone on the executive payroll have a full blown aviation physical every year. We alternated a treadmill stress test and the sigmoidoscope every other year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498859)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: self-centered rigpig state

what in the hell did I just read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498870)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: brass aromatic center immigrant

Poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498936)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: self-centered rigpig state

OldHLSDude is basically Walt Whitmam with a sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498960)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: diverse parlor son of senegal



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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: iridescent stimulating meetinghouse mexican



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: diverse parlor son of senegal

tyft. i guess i should be grateful that medical science has advanced to where it has. your view then is that they are cost benefit positive? putting aside some of the borderline questions about what age to start doing them or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49501482)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive

Yes, I think colonoscopies are a good idea. There's a 5% lifetime chance of getting colorectal cancer, and you can reduce that to nearly zero with colonoscopies. Moreover, that 5% number may be too low. Looks there is a spike occurring in younger people. If you have a clean one, you won't need another for a while. If they find polyps, particularly adenomatous ones, regular surveillance is in order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49501643)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: cracking stubborn rehab twinkling uncleanness

The propofol they will give you will be the greatest sleep you ever had and you will totally wake up understanding Michael Jackson. Maybe once a month a fondly recall waking up from it. I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49498874)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Lake Volcanic Crater Depressive

It's truly an amazing drug. Lights off/lights on. Refreshing rest and no hangover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49499849)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Bipolar Lilac Cumskin Church

ljl at paying "doctors" for this process you can easily diy just watch some youtube vids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49501518)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Spectacular senate gaming laptop



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: racy pearl famous landscape painting

sounds wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2:#49501773)