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Weirdest thing about reddit: why won't they name companies in their posts?

E.g. "Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain...
Garnet cerebral stage
  05/04/25
nigger
aquamarine field
  05/04/25
You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocke...
Garnet cerebral stage
  05/04/25
It’s just something that Liberals do
carmine electric furnace
  05/04/25
Why
Garnet cerebral stage
  05/04/25
Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.
carmine electric furnace
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Passionate unhinged azn bawdyhouse
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Snowy locus
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Infuriating vengeful rigpig lay
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Garnet cerebral stage
  05/11/25
this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lanter...
180 skinny woman lodge
  05/04/25
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Out-of-control set reading party
  05/04/25
spot on
Slimy Light Area
  05/05/25
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Garnet cerebral stage
  05/05/25
be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/d...
exciting claret temple
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180 skinny woman lodge
  05/05/25
CityMuggle • 1d ago I’m very terrified of bugs...
mischievous rambunctious deer antler plaza
  05/05/25
incredible find
racy yapping pit
  05/05/25
i keep thinking about this poast
Slimy Light Area
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Garnet cerebral stage
  05/08/25
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azure dysfunction
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racy yapping pit
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180 skinny woman lodge
  05/08/25
Yikes! A lot to unpack here..
crystalline hall roommate
  05/05/25
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Garnet cerebral stage
  05/05/25
This is one specific application of reddit's general love of...
exciting claret temple
  05/05/25
But why
Garnet cerebral stage
  05/05/25
"homophone for a word that means gusty" what?
Awkward Corner Idea He Suggested
  05/05/25
Windy—>Wendy’s I think
arousing fanboi
  05/06/25
ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up
Awkward Corner Idea He Suggested
  05/06/25
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Garnet cerebral stage
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage

E.g.

"Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain that's a homophone for a word that means gusty"

Or

"This happened at a coffee place, let's call it MoreBucks"

Do they think they aren't allowed to mention specific company names? Do they think they are being clever? Wtf is this? It's the single weirdest thing about the reddit "writing style"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48903657)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: aquamarine field

nigger

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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage

You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocked off your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904029)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: carmine electric furnace

It’s just something that Liberals do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48903670)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904027)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: carmine electric furnace

Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904030)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate unhinged azn bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904057)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Snowy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904062)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: puce anal forum international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Infuriating vengeful rigpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48915320)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman lodge

this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lantern flies" is like the most reddit discussion i've ever seen

https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1keoa5z/this_is_what_lanternflys_nests_look_like_right/

taking part in a useless activity that also allows them to take out some latent impotent rage in a socially acceptable manner while using playful "violent" language to make the act seem mildly transsgressive while also casting anyone who questions the act as a heretic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904038)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control set reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904046)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Slimy Light Area

spot on



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48904901)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: exciting claret temple

be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/defaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48905500)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48906585)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: mischievous rambunctious deer antler plaza

CityMuggle

1d ago

I’m very terrified of bugs and the thought of these things landing on my neck makes me cringe!

Upvote

15

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iamjessg

1d ago

I am too. Bugs dive bombing my neck? New fear unlocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48906739)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: racy yapping pit

incredible find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907047)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: Slimy Light Area

i keep thinking about this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48912752)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48914652)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: azure dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48914660)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: racy yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48914667)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48915270)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: crystalline hall roommate

Yikes! A lot to unpack here..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48906727)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907025)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: exciting claret temple

This is one specific application of reddit's general love of circumlocution. xo has remarked on this phenomenon for some time ("sexytime with the ladybits!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907045)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage

But why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907211)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Awkward Corner Idea He Suggested

"homophone for a word that means gusty"

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: arousing fanboi

Windy—>Wendy’s I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907304)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Awkward Corner Idea He Suggested

ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48907475)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Garnet cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2:#48909483)