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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Jet-lagged address giraffe
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
wonderful crawly school cafeteria
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
vigorous misunderstood piazza
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
nofapping office
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
galvanic coral hospital
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
provocative dun theatre jew
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Hideous Digit Ratio
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Boyish trump supporter
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
provocative dun theatre jew
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
provocative dun theatre jew
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
provocative dun theatre jew
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Chest-beating Wine Jewess Spot
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
provocative dun theatre jew
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
galvanic coral hospital
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
provocative dun theatre jew
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
galvanic coral hospital
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
provocative dun theatre jew
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
provocative dun theatre jew
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
galvanic coral hospital
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
Ultramarine diverse famous landscape painting institution
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
galvanic coral hospital
  08/05/25
another bad day this morning, fuck my ass
galvanic coral hospital
  08/09/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
galvanic coral hospital
  08/05/25
is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting ...
Translucent misanthropic field
  08/09/25
i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer...
galvanic coral hospital
  08/10/25
ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to re...
Translucent misanthropic field
  08/12/25
Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder car...
dha tux
  08/12/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged address giraffe

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: wonderful crawly school cafeteria

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous misunderstood piazza

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: nofapping office

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Hideous Digit Ratio

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Boyish trump supporter

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Wine Jewess Spot

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: provocative dun theatre jew

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine diverse famous landscape painting institution

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160473)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

another bad day this morning, fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49169601)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160481)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Translucent misanthropic field

is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49169605)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: galvanic coral hospital

i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer / hoofer lite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49172802)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Translucent misanthropic field

ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to replace the one i use when i carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49178652)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder carried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49179239)