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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
motley duck-like sex offender parlour
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
frisky razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
motley duck-like sex offender parlour
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
frisky razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Bossy Beady-eyed Locus
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Glassy Hall Mother
  10/17/25
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ruddy mood chad
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
demanding idea he suggested cruise ship
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Glassy Hall Mother
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Glassy Hall Mother
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
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  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
irradiated address macaca
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Stimulating elite crackhouse
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
motley duck-like sex offender parlour
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
chestnut tanning salon
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Orange Filthy Nursing Home Blood Rage
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
chestnut tanning salon
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
motley duck-like sex offender parlour
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Buff Prole National
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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fragrant shivering dysfunction stage
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Orange Filthy Nursing Home Blood Rage
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
wonderful stag film scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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fragrant shivering dysfunction stage
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There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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ruddy mood chad
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  10/18/25
lol
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Violet lettuce
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Swollen Market Really Tough Guy
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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Bossy Beady-eyed Locus
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:(
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  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
bateful resort
  10/18/25
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harsh seedy voyeur
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
demanding idea he suggested cruise ship
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
autistic foreskin base
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Tripping queen of the night
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Slate nubile center
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Glassy Hall Mother
  10/18/25
no homo at all
motley duck-like sex offender parlour
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
autistic foreskin base
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Glassy Hall Mother
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Vermilion Adventurous Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
cruel-hearted fantasy-prone generalized bond public bath
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Floppy Sticky Senate
  10/18/25
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irradiated address macaca
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Swollen Market Really Tough Guy
  10/18/25
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: frisky razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: frisky razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful stag film scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bossy Beady-eyed Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Mother

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: ruddy mood chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: demanding idea he suggested cruise ship

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Mother

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Mother

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: irradiated address macaca

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Stimulating elite crackhouse

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: chestnut tanning salon

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: chestnut tanning salon

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Nursing Home Blood Rage

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: chestnut tanning salon

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Buff Prole National

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: abnormal bistre jewess double fault

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: fragrant shivering dysfunction stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Nursing Home Blood Rage

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful stag film scourge upon the earth

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: curious brass mad cow disease filthpig

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fragrant shivering dysfunction stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: wonderful stag film scourge upon the earth

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: ruddy mood chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: painfully honest lavender casino philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: irate gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Violet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Swollen Market Really Tough Guy

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Swollen Market Really Tough Guy

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Bossy Beady-eyed Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: pearly ticket booth

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Slate nubile center



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: bateful resort

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: harsh seedy voyeur



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: demanding idea he suggested cruise ship

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: autistic foreskin base

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Tripping queen of the night

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Slate nubile center



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: autistic foreskin base

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Mother

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Vermilion Adventurous Internal Respiration

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted fantasy-prone generalized bond public bath

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Floppy Sticky Senate

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: irradiated address macaca



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Swollen Market Really Tough Guy

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: motley duck-like sex offender parlour



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