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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
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Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
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  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
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here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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dont use cheap pasta
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Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
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  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
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It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
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pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
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  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
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Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
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  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
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  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
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  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
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shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: sepia mentally impaired laser beams lay

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: lavender heady dysfunction site

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Startling Fuchsia Lodge

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Blathering zombie-like stock car idiot

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Startling Fuchsia Lodge

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Startling Fuchsia Lodge

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: burgundy fantasy-prone genital piercing hospital

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garnet keepsake machete

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic Place Of Business

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: smoky locale hissy fit



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: maroon nubile dingle berry voyeur



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: sepia mentally impaired laser beams lay



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: burgundy fantasy-prone genital piercing hospital

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: splenetic orchestra pit

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: wonderful locus

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: burgundy fantasy-prone genital piercing hospital

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: wonderful locus

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: burgundy fantasy-prone genital piercing hospital

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: wonderful locus



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: light french point trust fund

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Trip trailer park factory reset button



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: splenetic orchestra pit

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Electric chad toilet seat

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful locus

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Electric chad toilet seat

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sticky bawdyhouse

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garnet keepsake machete

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: curious parlour hominid

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Iridescent flirting stage



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Amethyst autistic crotch therapy

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating spot

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Bipolar passionate mad cow disease

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: maroon nubile dingle berry voyeur

AESTD

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: sepia mentally impaired laser beams lay

she did it again

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Useless obsidian casino mexican

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Trip trailer park factory reset button

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: lavender heady dysfunction site

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041232)