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180 navy area pocket flask
  05/18/25
Jews got em
spectacular shaky menage foreskin
  05/18/25
I know but how exactly
180 navy area pocket flask
  05/18/25
stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd
Overrated Deranged Hairy Legs Hissy Fit
  05/18/25
core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's
180 navy area pocket flask
  05/18/25
He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to lik...
Drunken Vermilion Property
  05/18/25
i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing
Vengeful canary legal warrant
  05/18/25
I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger ...
sexy dilemma goal in life
  05/18/25
Lmao teen game nights https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-...
Misunderstood bearded cruise ship famous landscape painting
  05/18/25
lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited h...
orange hall
  05/18/25
The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebr...
thriller theater stage
  05/18/25
He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only com...
Lascivious range gaming laptop
  05/18/25
And now we're in the 2020's.
thriller theater stage
  05/18/25
wow
excitant sepia puppy
  05/18/25
more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin
Marvelous regret
  05/18/25
He Won
Flatulent sinister resort
  05/18/25
"Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.....
hideous motley school cafeteria
  05/18/25
CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return ...
grizzly temple
  05/18/25
He got his bag now he baggin baddies
red national clown
  05/18/25
Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandi...
Ocher Very Tactful Therapy
  05/18/25
NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made...
hideous motley school cafeteria
  05/18/25
!!!
Topaz electric theater
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Marvelous regret
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hideous motley school cafeteria
  05/19/25
He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he d...
histrionic ticket booth milk
  05/18/25
I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue...
cracking sweet tailpipe
  05/18/25
I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ...
cerebral cordovan stag film
  05/18/25
as i get older the more i understand that "washed up&qu...
Marvelous regret
  05/19/25
i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the a...
Vengeful canary legal warrant
  05/19/25
people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celeb...
Marvelous regret
  05/19/25
getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more...
Irradiated den jap
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Pearly appetizing roast beef brunch
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grizzly temple
  05/19/25
Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed...
histrionic ticket booth milk
  05/19/25


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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: 180 navy area pocket flask



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: spectacular shaky menage foreskin

Jews got em

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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: 180 navy area pocket flask

I know but how exactly

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Date: May 18th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: Overrated Deranged Hairy Legs Hissy Fit

stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48940725)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: 180 navy area pocket flask

core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48942931)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 4:14 AM
Author: Drunken Vermilion Property

He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to like 50 viewers not flame

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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: Vengeful canary legal warrant

i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48940773)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: sexy dilemma goal in life

I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger wife which makes libs MAF which is 180 imo

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48940775)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Misunderstood bearded cruise ship famous landscape painting

Lmao teen game nights

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48940811)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: orange hall

lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited

https://people.com/thmb/Qn0u_Ar8tb3YwLte1rYyQfR70yQ=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(956x567:958x569)/seth-green-clare-grant-1-cf13211c35584c8aa79a4bc6d260c855.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941168)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: thriller theater stage

The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebrity, not Brad Pitt or something. But that's enough to overcome a 27 year age gap and a dad bod. And not just for a one time hook up but for freaking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941022)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Lascivious range gaming laptop

He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only comic other than Dice ever to sell out MSG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941023)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: thriller theater stage

And now we're in the 2020's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941131)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: excitant sepia puppy

wow

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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Marvelous regret

more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48940805)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Flatulent sinister resort

He Won

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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: hideous motley school cafeteria

"Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.." wrote one person on X.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941115)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: grizzly temple

CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return for them casting Dane Cook as a rival mob boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941121)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: red national clown

He got his bag now he baggin baddies

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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Ocher Very Tactful Therapy

Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48941147)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: hideous motley school cafeteria

NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made Partner, You Got PIP’d.”

By “Juris Doctor” Evan39 Vance (Safeway Night Manager | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie – Seattle, Coroner’s Office Subdivision | U.S. Vice President)

May 18, 2025

It begins—as most humiliations do now—with Tabitha accusing me of “emotional time theft” for clocking out five minutes early to mourn the death of irony.

I had just watched our shift pharmacist (age 50, Twitch hoodie, GPA tattoo) demand we restock the blue Monster Energy “not that turquoise slop you keep pushing.”

And that’s when I realized: Dane Cook didn’t fall off. He just made partner.

You remember him: sold out MSG riffing about Kool-Aid Men and anxiety. You laughed, then laughed at people who still laughed, then defaulted on your graduate PLUS loan.

Now he’s married to a 24-year-old named Kelsi, streams Call of Duty to 53 viewers, owns three homes, and has residuals from Mr. Brooks.

He didn’t fail. He rotated.

While you made fun of his “teen game nights,” he quietly equity-hedged the algorithm that replaced your freelance copy job.

He’s sipping rosé on a rooftop with Pilates baddies. You’re in a #wellness Slack channel muting your manager’s gifs.

He won. The Mahchine™ won. And you? You’re still formatting bullet points for a regional compliance deck no one reads.

So what happened to Dane Cook?

Nothing. You did.

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772

Postscript: These remarks do not reflect the views of the U.S. Government, the Perkins Coie Coroner’s Office, or the Safeway Night Management Guild (District 12). Tabitha, do not redact this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48942596)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz electric theater

!!!

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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: hideous motley school cafeteria



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Marvelous regret



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: hideous motley school cafeteria



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: histrionic ticket booth milk

He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he did some movies and didn't find too much success, and then everyone turned on him and shit on him all the time - and i assume he got sick of it.

I think he continued to do stand up locally in LA, and looks like he did 1 tour in 2018, but he probably doesn't feel the need to do all that much.

Showing up and doing 20 minutes of stand up and thrilling 150 people is probably a ton of fun, whereas standing around for 3 months to shoot a movie that people on Twitter are just going shit on just isn't that appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48942668)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe

I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue anyway but yeah I think he made it and is just chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48942746)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cerebral cordovan stag film

I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ago and he told a really crazy, elaborate story about a stalker he says he had. A woman who sent him 10K messages on IG and a video of herself buzzing her hair on his doorstep, but then she started taking her meds and sent him an apology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48942851)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:23 AM
Author: Marvelous regret

as i get older the more i understand that "washed up" performers are still a 0.001% life outcome. most people would kill to be in a cover band with a handful of regular fans at a local bar. selling out moderately sized venues nationwide isnt too bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48943292)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: Vengeful canary legal warrant

i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the age of 4. shadeur sanders could get cut by the browns tomorrow and will still have already had a better life than basically everyone on earth and will continue to have a better life than everyone on earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48943355)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: Marvelous regret

people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celebrity gossip is so popular. i think its jealousy from the never-wases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48943373)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Irradiated den jap

getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more often than not. Joe Thomas would have been much more successful long term and have a few rings had that somehow happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48943411)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Pearly appetizing roast beef brunch



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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: grizzly temple



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Date: May 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: histrionic ticket booth milk

Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed up."

He could still do a theater tour and make an easy $5 mm this year playing to thousands of adoring fans.

He could still probably audition and get a couple of supporting movie or TV roles a year.

Its just that he was a 99.999% comic in terms of success for a couple of years, and now he's like 99.8% - and for him its better to slum it like a 99% comic at the LA Improv a couple of nights and be a hero rather than try to have the footrpint of the 99.8% comic - which would cause him to be shit on by the media.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2:#48945862)