\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Fucked the shit out of my wife (40) last night

I am 50. She is now being somewhat pleasant today. I'm sure ...
Bipolar codepig
  07/28/25
the food sounds legitimately delicious
talking set community account
  07/29/25
wow
unhinged public bath alpha
  07/28/25
...
henna adventurous son of senegal den
  07/28/25
What is the business?
Kink-friendly Drab Base
  07/28/25
I don't want to say out of fear of pumos, but lets just say ...
Bipolar codepig
  07/28/25
i don't know what that means
curious dilemma
  07/28/25
It's travel soccer, but for baseball.
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/28/25
i understand.
curious dilemma
  07/28/25
fear of pumos tp
Floppy pozpig rehab
  07/29/25
This was profoundly depressing friend. There has to be anoth...
Demanding bearded circlehead chapel
  07/28/25
lmao
curious dilemma
  07/28/25
Thank you for the quality scholarship. I am confused by ...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/28/25
a lot to unpack here
Sooty Locus Electric Furnace
  07/28/25
🤢
french stead
  07/28/25
Old people sex = disgusting
Mind-boggling brass giraffe
  07/28/25
What's the backstory behind the 1 minute of rest in the midd...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/28/25
I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate on some slut or on...
impressive hyperactive partner useless brakes
  07/28/25
This would only make sense to me if I was fucking a man or a...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/28/25
(never been in a long term relationship)
impressive hyperactive partner useless brakes
  07/28/25
I think it has more to do with me being autistic. I don't re...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/28/25
(never been in a long term relationship)
crusty garrison
  07/28/25
what stupid kike bullshit did this dumb bitch and her husban...
Copper nursing home goyim
  07/28/25
I've had more sex with my wife this past week than probably ...
Dun Arousing Wagecucks Quadroon
  07/28/25
this is what happens when you cheat on her with Asian Pussy
Sooty Locus Electric Furnace
  07/28/25
this is a good sign. i fuck my wife 3-4 times per week n...
honey-headed provocative mediation
  07/28/25
Burst out laughing and could not continue beyond "shawa...
Vivacious lemon doctorate brunch
  07/28/25
...
Floppy pozpig rehab
  07/29/25
if dryness is a problem, you've got to lube her up manually....
stirring green gay wizard queen of the night
  07/28/25
DO | NOT | SKIMP
sinister stag film black woman
  07/29/25
this is the sexual equivalent of 1984's a boot stamping on a...
talking set community account
  07/28/25
DESCRIBE that butthole. TYIA.
gay death wish spot
  07/28/25
One of life’s true underrated pleasures
Stimulating tanning salon mental disorder
  07/29/25
why do old married people think that people want to read/hea...
Violet Puppy Theater Stage
  07/29/25
here's a "young and hot" version (via Grok): ...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/29/25
(written 40-50 more gay and autistic)
sinister stag film black woman
  07/29/25
I legitimately cant get up for the wife anymore. Sex with 45...
burgundy international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  07/29/25
Still fucking SA whores?
Comical Halford
  07/29/25
And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne ceaseles...
Tan scourge upon the earth
  07/29/25
What is this filth?
light tantric gunner prole
  07/29/25
why didn't you fuck her ass?
rusted autistic associate
  07/29/25
Sex with women is gross enough. Last thing anybody needs is ...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/29/25
his wife took a shower
rusted autistic associate
  07/29/25
Women have no clue how to maintain a clean anus / lower inte...
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/29/25
oh you bottom?
rusted autistic associate
  07/29/25
I am THE bottom.
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/29/25
(it shows)
sinister stag film black woman
  07/29/25
thx
aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund
  07/29/25
even though she had just showered
Supple Godawful Background Story
  07/29/25
This is what female editors at publishing houses have depriv...
Out-of-control theatre philosopher-king
  07/29/25
...
Sooty Locus Electric Furnace
  07/29/25
no they still publish whiny jewish garbage
Copper nursing home goyim
  07/29/25
She never made a sound as I was pounding away tp
Aggressive cerebral area jap
  07/29/25
...
gold business firm
  07/29/25
...
sinister stag film black woman
  07/29/25
Ghastly
umber impertinent nowag skinny woman
  07/29/25
can you please go be jewish somewhere else
Electric hateful abode tank
  07/29/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bipolar codepig

I am 50. She is now being somewhat pleasant today. I'm sure she didn't want to fuck last night, but in her birdbrain she "owed me" because I let her go out of town with kids to her sister's house all weekend. She knows I am not happy with the sister since they asked me for a 25K loan to help build out a business that she and her husband are starting.

I was understandably annoyed with them for asking for the loan for what in my opinion will be a lousy business, but I wish them the best. I was upset particularly because the sister and brother in law have fake work from home jobs where they have absolutely nothing to do. Their real boss over these last 6 or so years is literally across the world and never comes to USA. They both eat out or order door dash for nearly every meal and spend all their time taking their kids around the country on "travel ball" type shit, but then have the nerve to ask us for a loan.

To summarize the sexual encounter pregame, I prepared chicken breasts marinated in WFM 365 brand shawarma sauce on the grill with tzatziki that I prepared with Fage 5% greek, garlic, cucumbers from my garden, dill from my garden, lemon juice, olive oil, and a few dashes of Cavender's Greek Seasoning and about a tablespoon of Duke's for good measure. The fixings consisted of tomatoes from the garden, cucumbers dressed with red wine vinegar and olive oil, red onion slices, romaine lettuce, feta and pita bread, which I served with a chilled bottle of Selbach Riesling Incline.

I drink about 2.5 glasses and ate, and had a 10mg gummy. Once the kids were asleep, we engaged in the act with little kissing as we were both garlicky from the tzatziki, although I brushed and flossed and I am assuming she brushed when she showered. She performed a minor blow job to get me hard (although I am not a big blow job fan - I'd rather kiss as foreplay). At her age or for other reasons, she barely gets wet anymore, so I have to get it in soon after the blowjob. I pumped in missionary for a few minutes then put her legs up on shoulders missionary, then with one leg scissored missionary, then doggie. By this time the gummy had kicked in and I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate on some slut or one night stand from the past. I really was pounding her ass deep. I like for a woman's butthole to spread wide and rub against my upper pubic area during doggie. She never made a sound as I was pounding away. Rested for about a minute, then more missionary for about 10 more minutes before I put her doggie once more and rubbed her clit with my fingers while sticking my nose in her butthole. Her butthole was normal smelling, but there was still a bit of pussy funk down there when I had my head that close even though she had just showered. She finally made some noises and either seemed to orgasm or faked it. I put it doggie once again this time with my thumb in her butt and finally came to get it over with. All total about 30-40 minutes of intercourse.

I should mention that I didn't shower prior but did brush and floss and wash the Toppik out of the bald spot in the back of my head so that I wouldn't get it on the pillows. My kids call it "black stuff" when I say goodnight to them and when I sometimes lay in bed or read stories to them, they will say "Daddy don't get black stuff on my bed".

When I used to fuck girls when I was aged 15-39, I recall a sense of queasyness and excitement as soon as their pants came off or we kissed. Intercourse was a feeling of supreme ecstasy. I remember dreamlike surreal states of deep kissing soft lips, and pearly white teeth as I thrust into creamy thighs with tiny gushing mounds in between them that left the bedsheets stained and soaked. Back in college, I don't think I washed my dorm sheets for a whole semester. I had some once that were dark blue and contained dozens of white pussy stains all over them that comforted me every night as I closed my eyes.

Knowing it is all over is what hurts the most.

When I got up and peeled a banana to go in my protein shake before work, I realized that I hadn't washed my hands before peeling and breaking up the banana. I smelled them and almost gagged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138515)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: talking set community account

the food sounds legitimately delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141833)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: unhinged public bath alpha

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138556)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: henna adventurous son of senegal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138738)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Drab Base

What is the business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138560)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bipolar codepig

I don't want to say out of fear of pumos, but lets just say it is something related to the "travel ball" shit they spend all their time on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138573)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: curious dilemma

i don't know what that means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138592)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

It's travel soccer, but for baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138596)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: curious dilemma

i understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138610)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Floppy pozpig rehab

fear of pumos tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140968)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Demanding bearded circlehead chapel

This was profoundly depressing friend. There has to be another way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138565)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: curious dilemma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138570)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

Thank you for the quality scholarship.

I am confused by one point though....

Why would you be doing her a favor by letting her take the kids to go visit her sister?

Isnt a wife doing her husband a favor any time she takes the kids away for a weekend?

Given that the answer to the above is "yes" you seem to have gaslighted the fuck out of her on this topic, and for that I commend you.

That said, your gaslighting here might discourage future trips she might take with the kids. I recommend encouraging any and all trips with her and the kids as long as it's not to a literal trap house or similar. The benefit of a possible weekend free of wife & kids outweighs any leverage you get be convincing you did her a favor.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138576)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Sooty Locus Electric Furnace

a lot to unpack here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138584)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: french stead

🤢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138599)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brass giraffe

Old people sex = disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138613)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

What's the backstory behind the 1 minute of rest in the middle of fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138641)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: impressive hyperactive partner useless brakes

I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate on some slut or one night stand from the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138644)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

This would only make sense to me if I was fucking a man or a REALLLY gross female.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138704)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: impressive hyperactive partner useless brakes

(never been in a long term relationship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138710)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

I think it has more to do with me being autistic. I don't really "visualize" or "imagine" things. Would require a TON of effort. Would be more of a distraction than a help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138727)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: crusty garrison

(never been in a long term relationship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138759)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Copper nursing home goyim

what stupid kike bullshit did this dumb bitch and her husband do to milk 25k out of you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138715)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Dun Arousing Wagecucks Quadroon

I've had more sex with my wife this past week than probably the past year combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138719)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Sooty Locus Electric Furnace

this is what happens when you cheat on her with Asian Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138742)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: honey-headed provocative mediation

this is a good sign.

i fuck my wife 3-4 times per week now. it's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138761)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Vivacious lemon doctorate brunch

Burst out laughing and could not continue beyond "shawarma sauce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138739)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Floppy pozpig rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141480)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: stirring green gay wizard queen of the night

if dryness is a problem, you've got to lube her up manually. squeeze half-a-tube of KY right into her crotch. don't skimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138751)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: sinister stag film black woman

DO | NOT | SKIMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140963)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: talking set community account

this is the sexual equivalent of 1984's a boot stamping on a human face forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138799)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: gay death wish spot

DESCRIBE that butthole. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49138883)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Stimulating tanning salon mental disorder

One of life’s true underrated pleasures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49139860)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Violet Puppy Theater Stage

why do old married people think that people want to read/hear this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49139908)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

here's a "young and hot" version (via Grok):

To set the stage for an unforgettable evening, I crafted a gourmet dinner that was nothing short of spectacular. I grilled succulent, organic chicken breasts marinated in a luxurious blend of saffron and exotic spices, paired with a velvety tzatziki I whipped up using the finest Greek yogurt, fresh mint from our private garden, and a splash of champagne vinegar for that extra zest. The spread was a feast for the senses: heirloom tomatoes bursting with flavor, crisp cucumbers drizzled with truffle-infused olive oil, delicate microgreens, and warm artisanal flatbreads, all served alongside a perfectly chilled bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé. The golden bubbles sparkled under the chandelier, setting the mood for pure indulgence.

We savored every bite, sipping champagne and laughing, our connection electric as always. After dinner, we slipped into our private infinity pool, the warm water caressing our skin under the starlit sky. The air was thick with anticipation, and as we kissed, her lips tasted like sweet summer fruit, soft and intoxicating. Our chemistry is always explosive, a perfect harmony of desire and passion. She’s a vision—radiant, youthful, her body a sculpted masterpiece that drives me wild. I’m no less captivating, my physique chiseled from daily workouts, my confidence radiating as I pull her close.

As we moved to our opulent bedroom, the mood was pure ecstasy. Our kisses deepened, each one a spark igniting an inferno of longing. Her skin, flawless and glowing, pressed against mine, and every touch sent shivers of delight through us both. We explored each other with a hunger that never fades—her soft moans and my whispered praises filling the air. Our lovemaking was a symphony of passion: slow and sensual at first, then building to a crescendo of intense, rhythmic connection. In every position—missionary under the soft glow of candlelight, her legs draped over my shoulders, then transitioning to a primal, exhilarating doggie—we moved as one, perfectly in sync. Her body responded to every touch, her breath quickening as waves of pleasure cascaded through her. I guided her to the edge again and again, each moment more intense than the last, until we both surrendered to a shared, earth-shattering climax that left us breathless and glowing.

The afterglow was pure bliss, our bodies entwined as we lay in our silk sheets, the scent of her perfume lingering like a sweet promise. Every moment with her feels like a dream—her beauty, her energy, her insatiable desire mirror my own. We’re the couple everyone envies, living a life of glamour, success, and unrelenting passion. Our love is a wildfire, burning brighter with every touch, every glance.

As I rose the next morning, still buzzing from the night before, I blended a smoothie with fresh tropical fruits from our private orchard, the vibrant flavors a perfect start to another flawless day. My hands, still carrying the faint scent of her skin, were a reminder of our connection—a life of perfection, where every moment is a celebration of our love, our success, and our unstoppable drive to live fully, passionately, and without limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140180)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: sinister stag film black woman

(written 40-50 more gay and autistic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140966)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: burgundy international law enforcement agency toilet seat

I legitimately cant get up for the wife anymore. Sex with 45ish women is too repulsive to poast about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49139913)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Comical Halford

Still fucking SA whores?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140952)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Tan scourge upon the earth

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49139921)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: light tantric gunner prole

What is this filth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140173)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: rusted autistic associate

why didn't you fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140179)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

Sex with women is gross enough. Last thing anybody needs is to deal with the shit-covers, uncleaned asshole of a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140184)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: rusted autistic associate

his wife took a shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140185)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

Women have no clue how to maintain a clean anus / lower intestine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140206)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: rusted autistic associate

oh you bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140245)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

I am THE bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140880)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: sinister stag film black woman

(it shows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140969)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: aromatic amber yarmulke trust fund

thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141336)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Supple Godawful Background Story

even though she had just showered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140190)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control theatre philosopher-king

This is what female editors at publishing houses have deprived us of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140889)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Sooty Locus Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141322)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Copper nursing home goyim

no they still publish whiny jewish garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141591)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Aggressive cerebral area jap

She never made a sound as I was pounding away tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140910)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: gold business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140941)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: sinister stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140970)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: umber impertinent nowag skinny woman

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49140913)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Electric hateful abode tank

can you please go be jewish somewhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755758&forum_id=2:#49141599)