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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Trip bronze toaster
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
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charismatic heaven
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
pale narrow-minded dragon
  08/02/25
rip
Stirring property
  08/02/25
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Trip bronze toaster
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
cyan coffee pot
  08/01/25
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lascivious self-centered cruise ship newt
  08/01/25
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Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
grizzly range main people
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
swollen public bath
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
primrose exhilarant rigpig
  08/01/25
yes
swollen public bath
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
swollen public bath
  08/01/25
?
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
primrose exhilarant rigpig
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
lascivious self-centered cruise ship newt
  08/01/25
Sick
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
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swollen public bath
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Bright Meetinghouse Legal Warrant
  08/02/25
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bipolar indigo persian
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
swollen public bath
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Stirring property
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Bright Meetinghouse Legal Warrant
  08/02/25
Hdy
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Rose incel ticket booth
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Black double fault new version
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Violent den
  08/02/25
Titcr
peach territorial forum old irish cottage
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Violent den
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Rough-skinned crystalline nibblets crotch
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Violent den
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
cruel-hearted address
  08/02/25
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Effete Center
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
bateful ape shrine
  08/02/25
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Aromatic out-of-control kitty cat site
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Buck-toothed garrison
  08/02/25
?
Brass hilarious plaza death wish
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Silver immigrant
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Trip bronze toaster

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: pale narrow-minded dragon

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Stirring property

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Trip bronze toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: lascivious self-centered cruise ship newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: grizzly range main people

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: swollen public bath

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: primrose exhilarant rigpig

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: swollen public bath

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: swollen public bath

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: primrose exhilarant rigpig

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: lascivious self-centered cruise ship newt

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: swollen public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Legal Warrant

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: bipolar indigo persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: swollen public bath

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Stirring property

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Legal Warrant

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Rose incel ticket booth

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Black double fault new version

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Violent den

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: peach territorial forum old irish cottage

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Violent den

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Rough-skinned crystalline nibblets crotch

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Violent den

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: cruel-hearted address

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Effete Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: bateful ape shrine

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Aromatic out-of-control kitty cat site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Buck-toothed garrison

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Brass hilarious plaza death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Silver immigrant

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151922)