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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30282982)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: irate chest-beating yarmulke

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30326611)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: naked faggot firefighter parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#33781606)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#34956397)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Diverse weed whacker boistinker



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-billionaire roast beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#36617280)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: bronze partner sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30327220)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Turquoise Area Nibblets



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Date: July 20th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: Slippery cordovan haunted graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#40635975)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: disgusting institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#42773784)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater field

extremely disturbing video with only 250 views

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#47253342)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric sex offender locale



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: overrated address circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#48244773)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: dull thriller famous landscape painting



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Cerise Appetizing School Ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30282990)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Chocolate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283024)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters

then he heads over to the arcade machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283046)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling sanctuary mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283903)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Aggressive hell



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Author: citrine therapy azn



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant philosopher-king



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: fear-inspiring cuckoldry scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Primrose lascivious legend becky



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz drab gaming laptop



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: dark beady-eyed tanning salon reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283082)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: vibrant poppy love of her life idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283129)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: aromatic locus fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: dark beady-eyed tanning salon reading party



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: thirsty carnelian center kitty



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant philosopher-king



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Author: marvelous brass chad



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Author: Contagious maniacal corner



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored location crotch



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Date: December 17th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Ruby spectacular national security agency crackhouse



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: aromatic locus fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
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Author: overrated address circlehead



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: aromatic locus fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: thirsty carnelian center kitty



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283150)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Step-uncle's House

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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 AM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Obsidian dead theater stage fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Obsidian dead theater stage fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Pungent lodge



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: greedy space fat ankles

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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious maniacal corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#35259748)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: greedy space fat ankles

I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#40517819)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: disgusting institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#42773853)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: buff useless brakes



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:29 AM
Author: Frisky Gold Karate Hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30284823)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: painfully honest cracking stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30286416)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Frisky Gold Karate Hall

looks like he's on the loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#31586846)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: impertinent factory reset button roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283169)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: slate site quadroon



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: low-t nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283184)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283201)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: alcoholic bossy toaster cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283342)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: thirsty carnelian center kitty

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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Business Firm



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: aromatic locus fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:53 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283809)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#30283852)



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Author: big legal warrant laser beams

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Date: February 20th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Godawful Internal Respiration

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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:53 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2020 5:05 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:13 AM
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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:05 AM
Author: pearly community account

The HR muffin who organized this "team building event" chirps in, gently chastising the associate for violating firm social interaction policy

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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: Elite pozpig old irish cottage



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: big legal warrant laser beams

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: laughsome angry black woman

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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen

The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep

"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct

"This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles," a nasal voice said. "We're just getting started here."

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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Very Tactful Striped Hyena Party Of The First Part



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all trip box office



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Demanding blathering cuck



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly insanely creepy station psychic



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lilac place of business police squad



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:40 AM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 11:11 AM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful smoky shrine double fault

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker

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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all trip box office

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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:35 PM
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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lilac place of business police squad



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Author: glittery liquid oxygen



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Date: April 19th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all trip box office

1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the associate is having too much fun in the ball pit and doesn't want to leave

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap

Uh oh this is about to be a scene

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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Primrose lascivious legend becky



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother

"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he shoved the last remnants of a stuffed crust into his mouth.

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all trip box office

the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kosher plate hasn't been delivered yet

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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: laughsome angry black woman



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Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Blue hilarious rigpig preventive strike

The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own table, except for the one 34-y.o. nontrad who sits down with a few of the non-rainmaker partners who do tax and environmental stuff. After the first wave of pizza is gone, the gregarious but paunchy fourth year guy joins the summers so he can flirt with the good looking one, oblivious to the fact that he's making her feel uncomfortable.

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Author: burgundy floppy point



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Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: April 29th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Ruby spectacular national security agency crackhouse



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother



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Date: May 7th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Puce Embarrassed To The Bone Stain University



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: mischievous plaza organic girlfriend

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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all trip box office



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Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Bateful Flirting Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: dark beady-eyed tanning salon reading party

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Date: October 5th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Useless athletic conference water buffalo



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:09 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker



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Author: Multi-colored location crotch



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: ocher abode



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action

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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor trump supporter

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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: frum knife principal's office



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: sepia fragrant whorehouse corn cake



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: thirsty carnelian center kitty



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: heady lime forum hissy fit



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Tripping Goal In Life Gaping



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: jade gas station



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling range macaca



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring cuckoldry scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: adulterous menage dragon

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#34408046)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Stirring Headpube

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#36619378)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous menage dragon



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cuckoldry scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling range macaca



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: ruddy new version

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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling range macaca



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: salmon antidepressant drug

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: 180 khaki sweet tailpipe

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

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Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: disrespectful ungodly mediation



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Balding lay messiness



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: hideous abusive shitlib friendly grandma



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: ruddy new version

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#35552676)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: ruddy new version

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#35797643)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Garnet ceo



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Useless athletic conference water buffalo

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#36035079)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: laughsome angry black woman



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Balding lay messiness



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Stimulating Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: opaque beta den



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Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: ruddy new version

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#36451098)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action

Such a good thread

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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: ocher abode



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: slimy kitchen



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Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: adulterous menage dragon

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#37702857)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: galvanic sienna stag film associate



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Arousing voyeur



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: galvanic sienna stag film associate



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: olive duck-like mexican trailer park



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: passionate pervert

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#38285466)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hominid

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#38285485)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: passionate pervert



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Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Red Odious Bawdyhouse



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Razzle Ebony Rehab Faggotry



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Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control Godawful Internal Respiration

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#38358541)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: adulterous menage dragon

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#38362074)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-billionaire roast beef



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: ruddy new version

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#38677139)



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Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: supple theatre keepsake machete



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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car affirmative action



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: hideous abusive shitlib friendly grandma



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: comical transparent gunner



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Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling range macaca



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Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: adventurous milky heaven



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Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#39796726)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author:  stubborn garrison potus



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Useless athletic conference water buffalo



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Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: honey-headed property



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Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Kink-friendly insanely creepy station psychic

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#41299021)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic sienna stag film associate



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Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother



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Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: racy self-centered library jewess



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: ruddy new version

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#42149031)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: ruddy new version



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Primrose lascivious legend becky

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2:#49765776)



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Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control Godawful Internal Respiration



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Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: overrated address circlehead



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Claret brethren



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: laughsome angry black woman

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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: ruddy new version



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Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: laughsome angry black woman



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: racy self-centered library jewess



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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: overrated address circlehead



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Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author:  Pisswyrm Church Building



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious people who are hurt



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Claret brethren

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious people who are hurt



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: ocher abode



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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: hideous abusive shitlib friendly grandma



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Vivacious people who are hurt



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: hideous abusive shitlib friendly grandma



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Vivacious people who are hurt

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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: maroon lettuce



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Territorial Copper Native Mother



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